Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Kirishima: please, cure my sadness
Bakugou: *look at him with a frown*
Kirishima: *sighs* thanks
Bakugo: This bloodline ends with me.
Kirishima: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay."
Bakugou: i can't believe this
Kirishima: what?
Bakugou: that you'd do this to me
Kirishima: what did i d–
Bakugou: you're being cute and idk if i want to punch you or kiss you because of it and i'm too gay to handle this right now, so you to stop.
Bakugou: Remember in elementary school when people would say every time you blinked, a bird would die ?
Kirishima: No ? Is that true ?
Bakugou: I mean technically- what are you doing ?
Kirishima: *eyes wide open* I refuse to let another bir- *blinks* FUCK
Bakugou: ...
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Bakugou: i like the strong but silent type
Kirishima: *silently attempting to lift a table*
Kirishima: things have actually been going really well with bakugou. our friendship is in a really good place.
kirishima: last week i said "did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" and instead of saying "shut up." he said "okay."
*kiri lying on top of katsuki*
Bakugou: you're heavy as fuck, shitty hair
Kirishima: do you want me to move??
Bakugou: no *look away flushed*
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
Bakugou: *swimming during the beach cycle* out here living my fucking best life
Kirishima: Deku is drowning
Bakugou: this ain’t about him