Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
[Bakugou upset]
Kirishima: what'll make ya feel better?
Bakugou: ....
Kirishima: d'you want a hug?
Bakugou: ...*nods*
Krishima: *the phone* Bakubro!! remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa isn’t real?
Kirishima: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here!
Kirishima: I just want to be alone and sleep.
Bakugou: Let me go to my room then.
Kirishima: No *hides his face in he's neck*, throwing you out would not be manly.
Bakugou: I have something to tell you.
Kirishima: Oooh, are you about to profess your undying love for me?
Bakugou: Yes, I am.
Kirishima: ... Wait. What.
Kirishima: can I sit here?
Bakugou: wtf shitty hair, that’s my lap
Kirishima:
kirishima: that doesn’t answer my question
Bakugo nervous, but trying not to show it: Tomorrow at 7 o'clock . I'll come pick you up. [walks away]
Kirishima, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?
Denki: I think it was more of a statement... ?
Bakugou: Ei, we have to talk about-
Kirishima: i'm pregnant!
Bakugou: -this afternoon's training. what the hell?
Kirishima: i panicked
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
Mina: When Bakugou gets married, are you going to cry?
Kirishima: Obvious. Every groom cries at his own wedding