-Before meeting Bakugo-
Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say
Bakugo: h-
Kirishima: he is perfect
Kirishima: hey blasty!
Bakugou: what shit is it now, shitty hair?
Kirishima: if nothing lasts forever ... will you be my nothing?
Bakugou: * gay panic * hm no
Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Eijiro, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Bakugou: I do
Kirishima: *Whispering* That's gay .... IT'S SO MANY
Kirishima: Knowing what to do in an emergency is very important, so I'll teach you some basic first aid procedures. For example, what would you do if I got shot?
Bakugou: *eyes darkening* Avenge you.
Kirishima: things have actually been going really well with bakugou. our friendship is in a really good place.
kirishima: last week i said "did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" and instead of saying "shut up." he said "okay."
Kirishima: name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: don’t kill them.
Kirishima: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
kirishima: don't come to the loft
denki: why?
kirishima: bakugo's passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore
Can I just say this. You’re amazing. And really funny. Thank you. Goodbye.
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Bakugou: So what’s for dinner?
Kirishima: *staring at the food he just burnt* Regret.
Bakugo: The next person who says ‘owo’ or 'uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Kirishima: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Bakugo: I am going to bre/ak your fingers.
kirishima: [looking at bakugo] who is that guy?
mina: that’s Bakugo.
Kirishima: he’s good looking.
Denki: they say he’s dangerous.
kirishima: well now he’s even more good looking.