Latest Posts by kiribakuincorrect - Page 4

OMG OMG I'M IN LOVE AAAA IT'S SO CUTE 😭😭💕💕

Child love yourself for the God's sake

Kirishima: look, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of three

Kirishima: one, two, three

Bakugou:

Kirishima:

Kirishima: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us

Bakugou: you’re giving me a shit sticker?

Kirishima: not just a sticker. it's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"

Bakugou: i’m not a preschooler

Kirishima: fine, i’ll take it back

Bakugou: i earned this. back off

Kirishima: hell yeah i'm into bdsm

Bakugou: hah?

Kirishima: big dogs snuggling me!

Bakugou: ah...

Kirishima: you love me right.

Bakugou: yeah.

Kirishima: what if i did something bad?

Kirishima: i mean like really bad.

Bakugou: what did you do?

Kirishima: are you sure you’d still love me though?

Bakugou: what did you do.

kirishima: *waking up* ...where am i?

Bakugou: *sarcastically* heaven

Kirishima: oh

Kirishima: didn’t think you’d be here

Bakugou: fuck, it’s dark

Kirishima: don’t worry babe, i got this

Kirishima: *stomps his foot so his fantasy skechers light up*

Kirishima: i made a marshmallow Bakugou. see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying him. you like it?

Bakugou: *choked up* it's fine

Bakugou: Ei, we have to talk about-

Kirishima: i'm pregnant!

Bakugou: -this afternoon's training. what the hell?

Kirishima: i panicked

Bakugou: hey shitty hair, do any sounds scare you?

Kirishima real or imaginary?

Bakugou: *curiously* let’s go with imaginary...

Kirishima: a spider with crocs

Bakugou:

Bakugou: not sure where exactly to start with that shit

Bakugou: what're you looking at?

Kirishima: *entering his and Katsuki name into an online love calculator* porn

Bakugou: *swimming during the beach cycle* out here living my fucking best life

Kirishima: Deku is drowning

Bakugou: this ain’t about him

*kiri lying on top of katsuki*

Bakugou: you're heavy as fuck, shitty hair

Kirishima: do you want me to move??

Bakugou: no *look away flushed*

Bakugou: i can't believe this

Kirishima: what?

Bakugou: that you'd do this to me

Kirishima: what did i d–

Bakugou: you're being cute and idk if i want to punch you or kiss you because of it and i'm too gay to handle this right now, so you to stop.

kirishima you bastard.jpeg

Kirishima: don’t you fucking die!!

Bakugou : don’t tell me what to do

Kirishima: please, cure my sadness

Bakugou: *look at him with a frown*

Kirishima: *sighs* thanks

kirishima: this is my ex-boyfriend, Bakugou

Bakugou: stop introducing me like that...

Bakugou: i’m her husband

Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english

Kirishima:

Kirishima: water you doing?

Kirishima: wow your legs look great in those pants!

Bakugou: thanks you should see me without them

Kirishima:

Kirishima: why would you take off your legs

Girl: *sits*

Kirishima: *scoots away*

Girl: Hey, I don't bite. *smiles*

Bakugou: *slams hand down on the desk* I funckin do

Bakugou: when i asked you to bring me back something from the beach, i meant a seashell or something

Kirishima: *struggling to hold a seagull as it flaps wildly* WELL NEXT TIME SAY THAT

kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold

Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged

kirishima:

kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night

[ bakugou's room ]

Kirishima: hey what is y’alls favorite holiday? mine’s christmas !!

Bakugou: the purge

Kirishima: name a way to be nice to others.

Bakugou: don’t kill them.

Kirishima: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

Kirishima:*lying down* I really love lazy saturdays

Bakugou: it's wednesday

Kirishima: i love you, Bakugou

Bakugou: i love you more

Kirishima: no, i love you mo—

Bakugou: don't start a game you can't win, Ei

Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes

Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see

Kirishima: hey what does y/n mean?

Bakugou: your name

Kirishima: *reading* kirishima looked into bakugou’s eyes..

Bakugou: Remember in elementary school when people would say every time you blinked, a bird would die ?

Kirishima: No ? Is that true ?

Bakugou: I mean technically- what are you doing ?

Kirishima: *eyes wide open* I refuse to let another bir- *blinks* FUCK

Bakugou: ...