After A Whole 8 Days Of Not Touching This Spider Bite No Matter How Sore It Got, I Just Scratched The

@cries-on-demand smudge and smear

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

My little sheepy is called Romney and he's so fat and cute and he's kinda got this look to his face like he's just a chill little fella. He's just like 😌 eating grassb

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been thwarted

Resting in the bed with my handsome man beside me, tempted to assemble the shelf for him but 50/50 chance of impressing him that I I it for him while he snoozed, or missing out on sweet and adorable boyfriend time and potentially accidentally waking him while I struggle to piece poles together in the dark

I sprinted all the way out to my car in the pouring rain at 6 am to retrieve my man's umbrella, and my boss didn't even call me and say "its alright Sidney you don't ever have to come to work again due to your heroic acts of kindness" 😢😢😢

HEHEHEHE ITS ADORABLE I LOVE IT

I am extremely transparent, apparently including when I WANT to kiss my boyfriend. So we'll be in scenarios where we can't kiss, but I'll still WANT it despite not INTENDING to. I guess I have a specific expression for this because every time it happens he's like "I'm sorry, baby :( We can't do that here :("

AWE LOOK AT HIM, I BET HE HAS PLENTY OF THINGS TO SAY

Moscow journalist interviews a penguin (1966)

HEHEHEHEHHE YOURE SO RIGHT, SO IS MINE

I HAVE A HUSBAND AND HES HOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA