Latest Posts by kitsbutchery - Page 2

Man, this game is so cool, I wish lawyers were real

And I'm like :(((((( >>>:((( 🥺🥺 :( :( >:( <:( 🥺 u ok bb? 🥺

He's precious and he deserves to be taken care of at all times, even when he's seemingly taking poison damage.

I feel like such a cis man, my partner and I are both sick (flu, maybe??) and he's been a champ not complaining or anything but every few minutes I'm like EUGH. UGH. AGHCK.

I asked my boyfriend for a back massage and he just like did it?? Like for like 20 minutes too. And I was like thank you this is great and he was like no thank you I love this?? Guys is he secretly a demon trying to eat me or what, how did I strike this much gold

HEHEHE YEAH <3

I have a hot shirtless boyfriend

I have a hot shirtless boyfriend

It's alright, we have silent night now <3

Endlessly scrolling because if I get up it means I have to communicate and my brain is made of dried up plastic and nerves

HEHEHEHE ITS ADORABLE I LOVE IT

I am extremely transparent, apparently including when I WANT to kiss my boyfriend. So we'll be in scenarios where we can't kiss, but I'll still WANT it despite not INTENDING to. I guess I have a specific expression for this because every time it happens he's like "I'm sorry, baby :( We can't do that here :("

Leaving for work to see your boyfriend has tossed both of his pillows and is sleeping specifically on yours is both the funniest and cutest thing

HAHAHA and I'm going to break in again this afternoon im evil

Man that was so weird this handsome godlike man broke into my house on Friday, moved all his shit in, made me healthy dinner, and just... left. Was I visited by an angel or what

I know what to do, I'll take his dishes and wash them sneakily

Resting in the bed with my handsome man beside me, tempted to assemble the shelf for him but 50/50 chance of impressing him that I I it for him while he snoozed, or missing out on sweet and adorable boyfriend time and potentially accidentally waking him while I struggle to piece poles together in the dark

I'm always exhausted until my boyfriend is around me and suddenly I can't shut the fuck up like how do I explain he revitalises me

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

OH MY SWEETHEART I BEAR A CHARMED LIFE AND I OWE IT TO A HARD WORKING MAN LIKE YOU, I PROMISE, I DONT MIND AND I WILL JUST REMOVE MY GLOVES TO GRAB THE STUFF <3

If I'm out I like to get my boyfriend a snack or something for during his lunch break. This time I grabbed him stuff and decided on my own to give it to him after work. I get too scared to interrupt him during the final fifteen minutes of his shift, too scared to wait near the door, think WHAT IF HE GETS OFF EARLY, and out of sheer panic walk over to his car so I can hopefully meet him and give him airplane Gummies and a gingerbread man. I feel like a stalker rn I'm literally shaking so much 😭😭😭

I was going to reblog this and tag it as you but then i realised you already did HAHAHAHAHAH

has this been done before

My favourite furry and furry content enjoyer <3

Me: wow this children's cartoon about dogs really is heartfelt, relaxing, and good at teaching emotional coping strategies

My boyfriend, who's been gathering evidence that I'm a furry:

SO SCARED WITHOUT MY GUMBOOTS AND CYPRESS HILL 😥😥

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked

Long haired men my beloved <3

Some side profiles n bodies:)

THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE, I WALKED IN TODAY AND THE GUMBOOT RACK WAS GONE, THEY TOOK MY OLD ONES, AND

I just recalled, to add the horrors of my dream, I dreamed that I was listening to Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill and 😭😭😭 all of the rhymes were really lame for some reason, like they were nursery rhyme level and this distressed me even more 😭😭😭😭 I was like yo I don't remember this recording being so fucking bad 😭😭😭😭

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked

I laughed 😄

I cried 😢 a number of times 🔢

I sweat 😓 I danced 🕺

I got 😟 shot 🤕

I ate 💅

And ☺😔 i had many epiphanies

After a whole 8 days of not touching this spider bite no matter how sore it got, I just scratched the fuck out of it and it was incredible let me tell you what, the best feeling in the world is scratching an itch feverishly like a diseased dog, not thinking of anything, not flinching at how much blood appears, only trying to scratch faster. It's one of this world's few indulgences, not warned of included in the bible, but should be.

@cries-on-demand smudge and smear