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At this point Mac and Wukong need to get over themselves and share a bed. It would probably benefit them both a lot.

Macaque being slightly coldblooded at night bc being resurrected kept his body temperature lower + Wukong being touch-starved = gay monkeys cuddling

That’s his weird way of saying ‘Thank you’. (And that’s how Macaque stopped sleeping outside)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )

Alright I need to blatter so I’ll do it here.

First of off- Wukong I know what you are. Second- this motherfucker could have perfectly made ANOTHER bed but nooo. Also i love how the blush is now default for them. I might as well call this the And-they-were-roomates Arc.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

something came over me and I had to see it through

saw this on instagram and thought it was fun!! so let’s do a chain thingy, shall we?

what’s the colour palette of your name?

@paysomeonetopaysomeone @waitingforthesunrise @coffeeforkai @betweenthetimeandsound @27fanficlilies @wishtobefictional @trashmeowcan @ashlakh @malencholic-nyx

You mean to tell shrimp formed 141?

I got bored and made a uquiz. Go take it to see what danny phantom popular fanfiction trope you are!

*for some reason chrome isn’t loading the images properly so I recommend taking it on literally any other web browser

if I had a nickel every time there was an anime about a light-haired dude who kills (or used to kill) people for a living

with his black haired "wife" who's just as scary as him

and their purehearted daughter who deserves nothing but the best in the world:

and the show's about the adults trying to maintain their life of violence out of necessity while also trying to raise their new found family:

i would have 15 cents. watch all of these guys.

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth