EVERYONE!!! THE NEW BOATEM MAGAZINE ISSUE JUST DROPPED!!!

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

That one tweet that’s like “oh that’s gore… that’s gore of my comfort character” but in the absolutely most positive sense u can imagine, with rainbows and dolphins in the sky etc.

remebered how insanely good the second dimension movie was and how it changed kid me forever

Is this a problem?

This feels wrong on so many levels… I love it:3

I swapped their color palettes

twiddles my thumbs looks around