Genuinely Wild To Me When I Go To Someone's House And We Watch TV Or Listen To Music Or Something And

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

og post link <3 took me forever to find >n<

Holy crow I forgot I had mutuals on Tumblr, thank you @argentoheart

1. Are you named after anyone?

My name is a mix of my two grandmothers... kinda

2. When was the last time you cried?

Literally 2 days ago when I wrecked my car lol

3. Do you have kids?

No and I hope I never have to have one biologically

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I'm actually really bad at sarcasm /g

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

uh probably their shirt or anything that they've personalised

6. What’s your eye colour?

WEEZER BLUE /hj (just blue)

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings aajkhkajhfkjh

8. Any special talents?

Other than my surprisingly bad depth perception? No.

9. Where were you born?

US of A

10. What are your hobbies?

I like watching anime/cartoons and reading manga, sci-fi or fantasy books. I also love to write.

11. Have you any pets?

YES!!! I have a lil sassy cat named Pagogo and I plan on getting a hermit crab and treating it like a King

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I played rich girl games like lacrosse and tennis in highschool but it was totally humiliating because I didn't have money for brand new gear

13. How tall are you?

154 cm (5'0)

14. Favorite subject in school?

I took this cross between a Music Appreciation & English my first year in college... pretty dope

15. Dream job?

I want to work with people in need, I still don't know where I can do that but I may end up at a school.

Do not feel pressured to answer but here you go mutuals, love you <3 @yalllooklikeabunchabugs @willowthechaosgremlin

Thank you again @argentoheart you're dope as all hell <3

15 questions 15 mutuals tagged by @imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Rules: answer the questions and tag fifteen mutuals

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope, not as far as I know. I can never find my name in a baby name book or on a keychain, either. 🥲

2. When was the last time you cried?

When I was reading the final Wingfeather book.

3. Do you have kids?

No, but I’m looking forward to being a spinster aunt!

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Noooo, I’d NEVER do such a thing…

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Whether or not they seem harmless (“harmless” meaning “they seem like they mean no harm physically or emotionally.” I have no idea why I’m like this).

6. What’s your eye colour?

Hazel

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. I generally avoid scary movies, I have enough weird nightmares as it is. 😅

8. Any special talents?

I can make a rubber duck noise by pushing air out of one cheek.

9. Where were you born?

A hospital in a small town in the Southern US.

10. What are your hobbies?

Crocheting, cross stitching, clarinet, I’m gonna try my hand at skygazing and choir soon.

11. Have you any pets?

Yeah, a black cat! Around here I refer to her as “the Problem Child.”

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I took fencing in high school.

13. How tall are you?

Five foot seven-ish? I think? I haven’t measured myself since I was like sixteen.

14. Favorite subject in school?

Probably English or history, because they were the subjects I did the most decently in. I did really like a mythology class I took senior year, too.

15. Dream job?

Kindly yet eccentric hermit who lives in a forest, and gives traveling adventurers shelter and food and supplies, and who may or may not be magical (you said dream job, didn’t specify it had to be realistic).

Tagging @castingmysilver @catnip-and-caprice @c4ts4ndstuff @accidental-spice @kanerallels @cultivating-wildflowers @flickeringflame216 @sailforvalinor @flightsoffancyonpaperwings @secretariatess @tiny-dragons-tea-room @fairytale-lights @hollers-and-holmes @friendrat @pepperonyscience

NEIL GAIMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FEED?!?!?

I honest to god didn’t know you had a Tumblr my bad dude😭😔

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

if you don’t cry when you listen/think about/watch the Concert for George I assume you have never known joy or have any semblance of a heart

journal comics

#6 august

idk if someone made a post like this already but here are some Ben 10 omni verse landscapes that I captured from the show🥰

please use for world immersion and reference the show if you share these

I am so thankful the universe is giving me meme remakes in YuGiOh format. My skin is probably glowing from the emotional cleanse this is giving me.

how mako sees the world after making peace with his trauma 🐬✨

(plus a bonus reel for your troubles)

idk if someone made a post like this already but here are some Ben 10 omni verse landscapes🥰

please use for world immersion and reference the show if you share these