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klaydiee-ninini

4 years ago

what are ur fave Harry Potter fics?

This is going to be so long! I’m limiting it just to Drarry, but I do read and love other pairings as well

All Time Favorites That Speak to my Very Soul

Unhook the Stars (jad, 72k): Draco’s a professional Dom, and Harry hires him. Draco is perfect here: arrogant, smug, snarky, and sexy, and with a hidden well of insecurities that he hides from the world. Their sex is electric, and they help push each other’s limits and heal each other.

Secrets (Vorabiza, 395k): Draco shows up at Privet Drive with his daughter and begs Harry to take her in. They end up teaming up to take down Voldemort, along with help from a lot of snarky Slytherins and Harry’s friends.

I Bet That You Look Good on the Dancefloor (birdsofshore, 28k): Harry finds himself in a Muggle gay bar, confused and curious and wanting, when he runs into Draco, who’s wild and free in a way that calls to something deep in Harry.

REVOLVEVLOVER (firethesound & zeitgeistic, 46k): Harry’s a professional Hit Wizard, and has developed a cold, mechanical resolve that helps him distance himself from the reality of his work. Draco’s an Auror who knows too much and, accordingly, is Harry’s next assignment.

Temptation on the Warfront (alizarincrims0n, 180k): At the start of their Horcrux hunt, Remus deposits Draco on the step of Grimmauld Place, stating that Draco has defected. Although the trio is naturally suspicious of him at first, Draco ends up joining them on their quest.

Let Me See You Stripped (Down to the Bone) (traintracks, 24k): Harry and Draco are strippers who are paired up to dance together. Their strip club has a no fraternization policy, but they’re quite creative, so they make it work.

The Boy Who Only Lived Twice (lettered, 54k): Harry’s an Unspeakable and has fallen in love with his partner, despite not knowing his true identity. Draco is in love with Harry and is pursuing him hard.

Life Is a Twice Written Scroll (lauren3210, 23k): Their eighth year at Hogwarts, Draco is discouraged with the state of his life and imagines what would have happened if he had done one thing differently; he’s shocked to wake up the next day and find himself living in a world where he had made that particular choice. He explores different realities that hinge on a single choice, and finds himself drawn to Harry time and time again. It has a sequel, of sorts, which is also incredibly beautiful.

Another Mask Behind You (lettered, 116k): Draco’s a prostitute and has invented a potion that blurs his features just enough to mask his identity, and Harry unwittingly hires him.

Other Favorites That I Would be Remiss Not to Mention

All Our Secrets Laid Bare (firethesound, 149k): After Draco’s Auror partners keep disappearing, Harry is forced to work with him. Harry tries to investigate him without getting distracted by his epic adorableness, but alas, his impulse control is as poor as ever.

At Your Service (Faith Wood, 96k): It’s their eighth year at Hogwarts, and a series of suspicious events makes Harry suspect that Draco is up to something.

How to Handle an Enemy & Turnabout is Fair Play (who_la_hoop, 18k together): The Slytherins play truth or dare, and Draco ends up in over his head.

IDK My BFF Hermione? (lettered, 19k): Draco is going wild- he’s wearing eyeliner, leather, and silver jewelry, he’s dancing on tables, he’s fucking in public, and worst of all, he just won’t get out of Harry’s head.

In Death’s Dream Kingdom (Kedavranox, 7.5k): Although this fic destroyed me, it’s so gorgeous that it’s still a favorite. It’s nonlinear, so scenes of Draco and Harry’s loving domesticity are interspersed with their current anguish.

In the Company of a Rubber Duck (bidsofshore, 35k): Part of Draco’s community service requires him to spend an hour a day as a random item in someone’s house. He ends up as a rubber duck in Harry’s bath, to both of their chagrin.

Kiss a Boy in London Town (and Other Intimate Misadventures of a Society Whore) (Femme, 36k): Draco’s a successful prostitute, which allows his family to remain financially comfortable. Things only become messy when Harry hires Draco without knowing his true identity.

Kiss Me (Under the Light of a Thousand Stars) (@sophiefrench77, 115k): Draco was sent to Azkaban after the war. After Harry finds out that Draco has yet to be released, he frees him and brings Draco to come live with him while he recovers.

Leo Inter Serpentes (Aeternum, 528k so far): It’s a brilliant retelling of all the books with a Slytherin!Harry.

Make Me a Headline (I Want to be That Bold) (@dictacontrion, 31k): Draco’s editor in chief of the Daily Prophet, and comes across a picture of Harry blowing someone else. He decides to extort him for a date, as one does.

Mental (Sara Holmes, 196k): An eighth year fic in which Harry and Draco are accidentally linked by a Legilimency bond and can hear each other’s thoughts. Although they initially resist it, they soon find themselves closer than they ever expected.

Nobody’s Ever Died of a Broken Heart (Frayach, 10k): Harry’s trying to figure out how to move on with his life after suffering an agonizing loss.

On the Couch (Frayach, 26k): This is told from the perspective of Draco’s therapist. Draco’s wife urged him to attend therapy for their intimacy issues, although Draco is extremely resistant to treatment. Seeing Draco and his relationship with Harry through an outside observer’s eyes is fascinating!

Plums (Frayach, 7k): Despite both being married and living almost completely separate lives, Harry and Draco have been in a Master/slave relationship for years. In this one realm, their relationship is exquisitely intimate; however, they barely acknowledge each other outside of this, and don’t even know if they can, as they are both so embedded in their roles. It’s probably the most thought-provoking fic I’ve ever read, and has stimulated hours of debate. However, I urge you to please read the warnings beforehand, because it is extremely graphic and intense, and will likely be too much for many people to read.

Potential Gravity (zeitgeistic, 32k): Draco and Harry are Auror partners and best friends. When Draco informs Harry that he’s transferring to Lebanon, Harry panics and is forced to confront the feelings he’s always tried to keep hidden.

Rather Than Love (birdsofshore, 7k): Harry agrees to take Veritaserum before he and Draco go out to a Muggle club. While surrounded by admirers, Draco asks Harry questions about their love life, making him admit how much he loves when Draco assumes control over him.

Right Hand Red (lumosed_quill, 73k): Their eighth year at Hogwarts, Harry and Draco find themselves drawn to each other like a moth to a flame. Their attraction is exacerbated by the many party games the eighth years keep throwing, which force them into close contact with each other again and again.

Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum (lettered, 18k): Draco and Harry are married, and Draco spikes their wine with Veritaserum so they have to speak openly about their deepest, most intimate fantasies.

Stop All the Clocks (This is the Last Time I’m Leaving Without You) (firethesound, 45k): You watch as they start off hate shagging, each unwilling to admit they want more. You watch them become Auror partners and fall in love and start a life together, and then you watch Harry struggle to pick up the pieces when their happiness suddenly shatters.

Tea and No Sympathy (who_la_hoop, 70k): Draco is stuck in a time loop that forces him to live through the same scenario every day. He goes from panicked to “Ha, I can do whatever the fuck I want!” to desperate, and he keeps falling more in love with Harry.

The Fall of the Veils (lettered, 61k): The veils between the magical and Muggle worlds collapse, causing Muggles to learn about the existence of Wizards. After a long period of war, they’ve reached a tentative era of peace, one that Harry’s determined to upkeep.

The Light More Beautiful (firethesound, 81k): Things go a little differently during their sixth year, and after a heated hook up in the Potions classroom, Harry helps Draco escape from the Death Eaters. Draco returns to London years later and is both thrilled and infuriated when he’s immediately thrown back into Harry’s life.

To Be Where I’m Going (In the Sunshine of Your Love) (@theboywholivcd, 19k): After attending rival high schools, Harry and Draco end up on the same college swim team. They slowly become close, and as their friendship deepens, Harry finds himself falling in love with Draco. After graduation, they go on a road trip across the country, and Harry can’t help hoping for more.

Touch Me Fall (lumosed_quill, 23k): Draco’s working as a prostitute, and Harry hires him to try to get him out of his system. It works about as well as you’d expect.

‘Twas Brillig (Queenie_Mab, 74k): In this fic, we watch as Harry comes out, gets an amicable divorce from Ginny, and finds himself irrevocably drawn to a sexy, confident Draco. Harry also helps Al (Alice here) with her own journey as they read Alice in Wonderland together and Harry comes to accept that Alice is trans.

Twist of Fate (OakStone730, 302k): Harry and Draco get together fourth year but want to keep their relationship private, so they stage public fights (which are the ones you see in the books). Their journey will break your heart but then piece it back together again.

Worlds Apart (QueenyMidas, 31k): A nonmagical AU in which Harry and Draco’s characters in World of Warcraft meet, and their initial animosity soon gives way to flirting and sexting. They’re both unaware that the boy on the other side of the screen is their high school rival.

Yours is the Earth (Hold On, Hold On) (chickenlivesinpumpkin, 127k): Draco is taken over by a creature, and he has to watch it use his body to commit atrocities without being able to stop it. But when it threatens Harry’s life, Draco begins to fight back.

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klaydiee-ninini

4 years ago

i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs

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klaydiee-ninini

4 years ago