For Sian.

shumbodynamedharry:

Mini-Mike Chang…Thanks for all the LOVE from tonight’s episode ;)

 Love him and his mini-me. Congrats on the Make 'em Laugh number last night, ferrealz.

HA HA HAAAA! AHAHAHA! HAAAA! AHHHHH.

THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT JOKE, MR. BOND.

SADLY, IT WILL BE YOUR LAST.

God, I love him.

filthrations:

jennafordinner:

kiingofhearts:

It’s here!  A script was made for the new dash allowing you to access more features on Tumblr than ever before :D If you want your dash to look like this;  

Simply reblog + follow http://kiingofhearts.tumblr.com http://kiingofhearts.tumblr.com Anyone who follows & reblogs will get the script sent in their ask :) Feel free to ask any questions you may have about it! Enjoy!!!! xx

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!!!<3

Yay!  It actually worked :D

fml i’m blog rank 27,423 hahaha :-(((( no one loves me.

HOLY SHIT O_O 

I’ll try it~

i wonder if this works..

 Now all I need is someone to explain to me how to put this 'code' of which you speak into practice.

Haw haw lol.

Matt Romney says his dad Mitt will release his tax returns “as soon as” President Obama releases his birth certificate. Guess he hasn’t seen our mugs?

My eyes! The hotness! Gahhhhhhhhh......

If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.

Dorothy Parker (via onemanbandstand)

Preach.

(via lazybookreviews)

CRUE-L AND DYSEXILA’S HUGE GIVEAWAY!

The two of us got tons of stuff for the holidays and our birthdays that we were sorting through and realized we either didn’t want, or had two of! So we decided, why not give it to the most lovely people in the world—our followers on Tumblr!

Want to win all of the fantastic stuff featured in both pictures (descriptions are below) for free? JUST REBLOG THIS POST!

Here are the rules:

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING BOTH DYSEXILA && CRUE-L

REBLOG MAX 15 TIMES, it will increase your chance of winning, because we will be using a randomizer tool. ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO LIKES OR YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.

We pay for shipping!

WE CHOOSE THE WINNER ON VALENTINE’S DAY, OR FEBRUARY 14TH, 2012 AT 9PM NEW YORK TIME!

WHAT IS INCLUDED IN BOTH PICTURES COMBINED, AND WHAT THEIR VALUE IS:

Unworn Brown Leather Steve Madden Lace-Up Boots ($150)

Macbook ($1,000)

Denim Diesel Macbook case ($40)

Red Nikon Coolpix S8100 ($300)

Coach Crossbody Purse ($160)

Unused 3 OPI Nail Polishes—Silver Shatter, Turquoise, Hot Pink ($24)

Unused MAC Lipglass Lip Gloss ($20)

Unused Viva La Juicy Roll-On Perfume ($25)

Unused Revlon Cream Eyeshadow Pen ($25)

Unused L’Oreal Infallible Eyeliner ($15)

Unworn Studded Black Leather Jacket ($95)

PINK Stuffed Dog ($15)

Unused Starbucks Gift Card ($30)

9 Connected Urban Outfitters Bronze Bangles ($45)

Betsey Johnson Suede Flowered Heels ($110)

Unworn BlackMilk Galaxy Leggings ($90)

Keep Calm And Carry On Bowl ($20)

Unused NAKED Palette 2 with Lipgloss Junkie ($60)

Unused Urban Decay Primer Potion ($20)

Victoria’s Secret 2011 Fashion Show Hoodie with Rhinestones ($100)

PINK Black Yoga Sweater ($50)

Unworn Minnetonka Grey Fringe Boots ($100)

Unworn Steve Madden Chelsea Boots ($70)

Unused Grey Longchamp Bag ($125)

Unused Victoria’s Secret Bombshell Temptation Body Mist ($25)

TOTAL VALUE: $2,714

DO NOT BE AFRAID TO REBLOG, ONLY THE PICTURES WILL SHOW UP ON YOUR BLOG! GOOD LUCK!

Um, this all looks tasty.

Double Dutch Dog can jump rope better than most people can regular jump. Coming to Dollywood summer 2012. [Arbroath]

I never could jump dutch. Awesome dog.

We now have a candidate who wants to cut off welfare funding to black people running against a candidate who wants to lecture the NAACP on food stamps running against a candidate who has years of newsletters about the coming race war with his name on them running against  a candidate whose family bought Niggerhead Ranch running against a candidate who made up a story about having to pull over to the side of the road because he was crying so hard when his church let black people join.

All of whom are running against the first black President of the United States.