Werd.

werd.

Better than the not-so-fresh kind.

Well played.

We now have a candidate who wants to cut off welfare funding to black people running against a candidate who wants to lecture the NAACP on food stamps running against a candidate who has years of newsletters about the coming race war with his name on them running against  a candidate whose family bought Niggerhead Ranch running against a candidate who made up a story about having to pull over to the side of the road because he was crying so hard when his church let black people join.

All of whom are running against the first black President of the United States.

I'm going to start using this in every remotely relevant conversation possible.

That's exactly what I was thinking as I read it.

Well, THAT was a brief cameo.

Lawl. I seriously hope they nominate the anti-romney. That's gonna be hilarimoose.

It is a virtue among the GOP.

Stylin' and adorbs.

Sweetie modeling the eyepatch I made for her recently one-eyed cousin Ruby 

'Nick, it's a vinaigrette,' will always be "it's a vignette" in my mind.

9 out of 10 Hyde alums agree.

NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN.

JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT.

… TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK.

GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK.