knees-snap-crack-glow
sideblog for allll me reblogs so i dont clog up main
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strange mercy.
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"
psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
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⚡Sasuke⚡
Kakashi’s narrative is so wild because after his first time leading a mission he’s so upset about the outcome that he kind of seems like, “I don’t want to be in charge of things anymore!!!” and then Konoha proceeds to put him in charge of an ANBU team, a genin team, a bunch of chunin teams, a battle regiment, the entire village
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if it’s raining and it’s pouring, you KNOWWWWW that old man is snoring
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Cutest Anime Kid Showdown
OPENING ROUND
The kid with the least votes goes bye-bye & the surviving four enter Round 2
If all but one child had to be deleted from existence; not by death but by genuine erasure of their story/character as a whole, who would you choose to keep?
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8
Prelims consist of 8 polls with 5 contestants each.
All contestants:
🩷 Denji, Gojo, Senku, Pride, Sosuke
❤️ Nobara, Armin, Satoru, Sasuke, Alphonse
🧡 Jean, Maki, Tokiyuki, Miri, Naï
💛 Louis, Eren, Kotaro, Megumi, Hide
💚 Todoroki, Rika, Muichiro, Kaneki, Ed
🩵 Mimiko, Levi, Rupheus, Rokuta, Yuri
💙 Muzan, Nanako, Shinji, Mikhail, Bachira
💜 Vash, Mahito, March, Noé, Mikazuki
MASTERPOST
Please DO NOT UPDATE PROGRESS OF CONTESTANTS in your replies/reblogs/tags 💖
I had to
Rock Lee 👊🏽
"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die
Who's the hottest ninja?
i'm bored. Gusto ko lang ilabas lahat ng idea sa utak ko. 😂🤣
nah not freaky enough they just be into that
is lifting up your skirt still an effective way of scaring away demons
got incredibly burnt out doing keychain designs in my usual style so switching to chibis instead 🕺🏻
You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude
I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one
i love the fact that mitsuki's first instinct is to throw snakes at every problem. sometimes literally. oh, we have to disable an entire prison's water supply? i will fill the water tank with snakes. thousands of them. need to grab something falling quickly? snakes again. need to launch a projectile attack? you guessed it.
an oc from when i was 10 that i recently redrew.. she’s the daughter of thanatos and works for Fate
A face study drawing I did back in the day!
Hard working kitty! Lewis alerts for migraines. I didn't realize that the changes in your body pre migraine are noticeable by service animals hours before the symptoms/pain affect you
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i get d/newlyturned can be useful but why are there vamps asking the stupidest questions like how to bite….. even humans know that u just open your mouth and close it on something… not that difficult.
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I’m so tired of this new generation of vampires. Back when i was turned, if you didn’t know how to hunt, you starved. These fucking babybats with their bloodbags and willing victims are defanging the name of vampires.
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why are these vamps asking deaddit anyway, shouldn’t they be learning these things from their sire???
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hey, biting correctly can be tricky to master! and some vampires don’t have a relationship with their sire where they feel comfortable asking for advice. when i was turned, my sire was my former master and it took awhile to feel like i could talk to her freely. plus, most fledglings are abandoned by their sires these days. i think it’s great that these babybats have a place to figure these things out.
🧛🏻♂️ snacula Follow
op left out the full screamshot anyway
he’s having trouble sucking enough blood from the wound, which is something most fledglings struggle with tbh.
tip to all the babybats: if you feel you’re not getting enough blood you probably aren’t sucking hard enough. you gotta really work at it. it takes time to build up the muscles to drain someone within minutes. and if you really want to puncture an artery go right ahead, just prepare for things to get messy haha (and don’t expect your victim to live through it)
and here is a site made specifically for newly turned vampires, it’s got all you need to know as a fledgling
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reblogging for that last bit, i struggled with sucking when i was a fledgling and i had no sire to tell me why.
another tip: bite the chest when starting out. you can move on to the neck once you’ve gotten a hang of that. and i wouldn’t recommend the wrist or thigh as a convenient bite
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⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️
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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️
Father, into your hands!!! Why have you forsaken me???? In your eyes forsaken me!!! In your thoughts forsaken me!! In your heart forsaken me!!!!!