I Just Want One Of Those Super Villains That Have One Very Odd Moral Standard For No Explainable Reason

I just want one of those super villains that have one very odd moral standard for no explainable reason and the hero is like;

‘Why aren’t you following me?’

‘I don’t jaywalk.’ Villain says as he stands at the edge of the curb with a blank face.

‘You don’t jaywalk.’ Hero repeats flatly.

‘There are rules even I follow,’ Villain sniffs, ‘now let me find a zebra crossing.’

And then sometime further on in the story someone tries to pretend to be Villain and Hero figures it out.

‘How did you know it was me?’ Imposter says impressed as they reveal their true form.

‘Villain may have done a lot of shitty things like mind control and murder,’ Hero gets into an appropriately heroic fighting stance, ‘but Villain would never, never jaywalk.’

Villain, tied up in some elaborate manner shakes his head and smiles, ‘As expected of my arch-enemy Hero.’

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