I Rolled A Nat 1 Out Of A D10000

Hello world.

Day was going pretty normal, stuff was going on,

and then found out that our 17 Yr old cat, Rosie, had passed in her sleep, comfortable next to the radiator.

Feels ridiculous to do things after this today, but the world keeps revolving...

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

I genuinely don't understand how people voted him in as president for a second fucking term

Yes it is

The enemy has ascended beyond my control. What do I do in this position?

FIGHT THE OPEN MOUTH WITH AN OPEN HEART

My brother had the idea, I had to do it

I've looked at @punctuation-completionist and their posts, & feel like there's been a distinct lack of... completed punctuation lists, so; three things came to mind:

1. "¿How hard could it be to use all the punctuation?"

2. "I'm surprised it isn't pinned if it has been done!

+ 3. "¡I WANNA DO THAT $H*T!"

So all that = I'm gonna try >-<.

Some of these felt like they'd be a little ~harder~ to use than others, but I know/knew I'd be able to! [Still not sure if I should make this 1st or 3rd person].

I also didn't know if I should`ve us£d the punctuation properly or not. (It feels like cheating to use it wrong.) But then again, I've seen a lot of the posts with emoticons counting, so #yolo my X×X_\Epic|Gamers/_X×X.

In any case, if I'm going to fit €very piece of punctuation I have available on my phone into this post, I'll need it to be pretty {frikkin} long. Can I make long posts? Heck ¥eah I can! ₩ithout a doubt, I've made posts the length of fanfics ^^

•••

《Okay that may be an over-exaggeration but shush, don't be a ■ about it.》

I mean don't be a □.

Dont be a ▪︎.

Oh n○ it's evolving, I'm bec¤ming less c°mprehensible with every w◇rd, pretty soon ☆ll that'll be left is punctuation!

Oh well, I don't have the ♡ to stop. If I'm digging my grave, might as well bring a ♤ and a ♧.

...

And I think... that's it? @punctuation-completionist did I do it?

Hm yes that is definitely a good environment for education.

Lunch debt is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard of