Fanfiction Writers:

i think we should take the watcher!grian headcanon and make it just an accepted part of his friend's lives because its way funnier than it being a big angsty secret

bonus:

I like desert duo a normal amount *rips off my sink and starts crying*

may good times be upon you 

Okay. Hear me out. Enough "Watchers as a group of immensely powerful and evil beings". Enough "Watchers as allknowing allseeing gods". The Watchers are standins for the audience.

I want to see Watchers who just want to watch the world burn because seeing the players run around like chickens is funny. Watchers who try and fail to meddle in mortal matters. Where are the Watchers going and sitting in the stands at MCC and cheering like theyre at the superbowl.

Grian is the Watchers' little meow meow and they give him gifts and favoritism because he does stuff like start demise and third life and secret fools and the Watchers go apeshit over every major event he meddles in.

Thank you for hearing me out.

ethan in dreams chat after dream got everyone to make an unus annus square

all my OG followers know how much this means to me omg

[Video Transcript:

Tommy, shouting: Dad!

video jump cuts

Tommy: Hello? Oh-- Sorry I meant to shout Phil's name... Philza Minecraft. [while laughing] S-sorry- y'know-

Tommy's Dad: unintelligble

Tommy: Dadza - Dad, you know they get sort of easily... No I'm sorry I didn't mean-- No, no, no, pl- you can help as well- do you have- No no no, Dad, no no!

Tommy's Dad: It's fine, It's fine

video jump cuts

Tommy: phil. My dad's staying round and I accidentally just shouted 'Dad' meaning you, and he came in- while I'm streaming- and he went 'oh.'. And I went 'oh sorry I meant Phil'. And Ive never seen so much sadness in a man's life when i went 'Oh sorry I meant my e-dad not my real dad' and he looked at me and went...

Philza: Yeah, yeah, that's the appropriate response. ]

[image id: a screenshot of minecraft chat reading

<TommyInnit> ive just hurt my real dads feelings

<TommyInnit> not my E-Dads ]

I struggled sm on this one, i remember i tried grayscale but i did i completely wrong lmao

some bird hugs

Managed to track down a high quality photo of r/place prior to the destruction for those who want it. May it rest in internet history.