Us in 50 years
next a bite button PLEASE
i was determined to give as many as i could
blinking blearily at my phone
Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.
If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.
resisting the urge to boop everyone i see
displaying this on this account too đ
kiss and tell đ
könig x reader fluffy drabble <3
warnings: none, unless embarrassment counts
itâs a tiny bit sad in the middle but then we get silly again :)
horangi makes an appearance too!
word count: ~1,400
turns out your husband, könig, isnât that good at keeping you a secretâŠ
you used to be a night owl, until you met könig. he kinda got you used to his soldier sleep schedule (up at 5 am, in bed by 10pm, when he wasnât out in the field and forced to go days without sleeping). you were cursing your well adjusted sleep habits now, though, tugging your blanket around your shoulders as you see könig off at the door. itâs near 12 am, your neighborhood is quiet and still, but könig is as alert as ever.
youâd been out having a drawn out, romantic dinner when heâd been called on, but it was an urgent matter, so you two immediately went home so he could shower and pack. he always gets all focused and serious in times like these. heâs going on about the usual safety reminders-
âlock the door at all times, liebesâ âdonât go out too late. invite your friends here instead.â âturn your scented candles off before you leave⊠on second thought, maybe just donât use them at all? youâre a little forgetful sometimesâ
-and you just smile sleepily at him, watching him adjust his bulletproof vest. of course to fully get into könig mindset, heâd gear up before leaving. your neighbors always turned in early, so he wasnât worried about them seeing some scary soldier exiting your house, leaving them to wonder if that guy was friends with your tall as a tree, yet gentle husband. youâd already changed out of your favorite (and königâs too) red dress, but you still hadnât removed your makeup, opting to fuss over königâs packing instead.
just as he taught you about bettering your sleep cycle, you taught him of accepting commodities and being cared for. now his pack has his usual stuff, plus on the go hygiene products, non perishable snacks (he has a weakness for these dark chocolate granola bars), and little mementos that are his guiding light through these trying missions. <3
now, huddled together at the doorway, you canât help but tug him down by his vest for a kiss, pressing your lips over his through his mask. he makes a little noise of surprise, having been cut off mid safety rant, but he instead lifts his mask to kiss you âiâll always come back to you, even if i have to crawlâ (never âbyeâ) properly. the space between you warms as you kiss each other with all the love you have, damn near creating your own dimension where just the two of you exist. you know it only makes it harder for him to leave though, so you act as the rock, gently pulling back before wiping your lipgloss from his lips. âyouâre gonna be late, loveâ, you whisper, discretely blinking away a tear when he glances at the clock on the entry table. âright as ever, königinâ, he smiles as he straightens his mask picking up his duffel and helmet in one hand.
âredo of our date night?â, he asks, turning the door knob with his free hand and stepping over the threshold. you cross your arms over your chest, tugging your makeshift robe closed as the night chill from the open door sweeps in. ânext weekendâ, you declare confidently, full faith in your husband, secure in the knowledge that heâll always make it back to you. the rest of his departure goes by in a blur, from the kiss he blows you before climbing in his car, to you locking the door after waving til his car turned the corner. a successful send off, you sigh as you head to shower and do your skincare before passing out for the night.
unfortunately, there was one little detail you both forgotâŠ
könig strides into the base, heading straight to his office to grab some files needed for the mission briefing. heâd meant to get those documents signed and sent up the next rung of the kortac ladder, but no one had anticipated the turn of events that kickstarted this urgent mission. other soldiers were coming and going through the halls, some glancing (no one dared stare) at him in awe⊠or fear. either worked, in his opinion. könig couldnât help but let it stroke his ego. he remembered how it felt to be a fresh faced rookie, only hoping to someday become one of the higher ups. he chuckled quietly to himself, even slowing his purposeful pace a little to give the newbies a nice colonel könig sighting.
when you got it, you got it, no?
he sauntered to his office, noting horangi was waiting outside his door. he also noted the way his friendâs eyebrows shot up in surprise as he took in his appearance. könig returned horangiâs strange look with a confused look himself. heâd checked he got everything right before leaving your house. his vest, the gear strapped to his vest, his mask, he even made sure to put his helmet on before entering the base⊠so why was horangi staring at him like heâd sprouted wings?
âyou old dog!â, horangi gave könig an easy push on his shoulder. âyou got a girl and you didnât tell me?â
what???
könig had done all he could to keep you safe and untarnished by his work⊠obviously you knew what he did, but heâd never delve into details, and he sure as hell didnât tell anyone at work about you. what purpose would they have knowing? he didnât need them trying to cajole you into coming to stay here just to have könig be available on base full time! his engel didnât have to step a single foot in this place. how on earth did horangi find out?
kortac did have their ownâŠcreativeâŠways to find out information, and it would be much easier looking into one of your own compared to an enemy. könig was racking his brain for any instance where he might have noticed surveillance being run on him, or any of his non agency issued electronics acting odd from possible hacking. the mailman had been acting a little shifty⊠(no, he hadnât) and his personal phone had been displaying that odd pop up every time he opened his photos app! (again, false alarm. it was a âstorage full noticeâ. heâd filled up his storage with pictures of you and your adventures together.)
horangi, meanwhile, crossed his arms, thinking könig was trying to think up a convincing lie against the obvious evidence.
aha! what if horangi was just making a wild guess, trying to catch könig off guard? könig wasnât a fool. heâd been in the business long enough to not fall for such a elementary level interrogation technique. he just had to keep his cool. horangi definitely had nothing on him. könig allowed himself a casual, light scoff before setting his duffel on the floor and facing his office door, wanting horangiâs weak interrogation over with already. âwhere is this coming from? nowâs not the time for jokesâ, he huffed dismissively.
âyou canât be serious. you must have a girlâŠunless youâre going for a âconfuse the enemyâ method now?â
okay, now könig was annoyed, which is saying a lot, because horangi was the one colleague he most liked. âcut to the chase, kimâ könig fished his keys out from his duffel, flicking through them to find the one to his office
âkönig, thereâs a glittery lip print on your mask⊠right where your mouth would beâ
the only sound in the hall was königâs keys clinking as he dropped them in shock.
how could he forget youâd kissed him through his mask, while you were still wearing your cursed (it was actually quite lovely, it tastes like strawberries to könig, heâs just mortified right now) shimmering lipgloss?
thatâs why all the soldiers he passed in the hall looked at him funny. it wasnât awe, it was confusion! basically all of kortac witnessed him making a fool of himself! of course könig is losing his mind, horangiâs cackling laugh serving as the background music, but rest assured, königâs reputation is safe. those five (5, fĂŒnf, cinco) soldiers he passed didnât get a long enough look as to notice the glittering spot on his mask. only horangi was brave enough-and dare i say lucky enough- to actually look at the revered and feared colonel. königâs thanking all the forces of the universe when he remembers he always packs backup masks.
for whatâs itâs worth, your husband sure learned his lesson. thatâs how the only restriction regarding your kisses came to be
new rule: no kissing over the mask
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sorry, i just love making könig be silly đ«¶đŒ
the loyal as a dog trope but the person theyâre loyal to never wanted a dog
âi gave you everythingâ âno one asked you toâ
they liked you better when you werenât theirâs to have. they donât like the person you are around them.
đ€about međ€
@konigofmyheart âs 2nd acc
name: daisy
age: 23
pronouns: she/her