Tbh With Genshin Impact I Can Either Go Into Extreme Detail About My Party Setup And Builds And Absolute

You touch his kids, his meteor touches you

You’re immortal and have passed the ‘hero’ phase centuries ago. You enter a small corner shop one day to find it is owned by your millennia-old arch-nemesis. You really, really need milk though.

Chongyun’s hangout event made me feel like I was…intruding on something.

Xiao: death before dishonour

jean: diluc, are you opposed to joining the traditional ritual we have to do for ludi harpastum?

diluc: does the church not have enough people?

jean: most of the sisters are busy. we're still missing one person, and sister rosaria volunteered because she said it "sounds like a cult".

diluc: so... just take her. why do you need me?

jean: diluc, please. we need someone who can actually pronounce barbatos' name.

rosaria, in the distance: BARSIBATOS MY LORD

What if when zhongli got cold, he would turn back into his dragon form and go into hibernation?

Bonus half dragon zhongli because hims still cold:

albedo and his little sister klee, terror of fish and destroyer of worlds