After Fifty Billion Years, I'm Back With Another Translation And This Time It's Zosan!

not gonna grow into these wings!

How I imagine it would have gone if the Erins weren't cowards

Hollyleaf: You see these berries? You're going to eat them! Or I'll make you!

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, I lost my kits, the one cat I loved, and my ca-

Mothwing: *poking her head in* Uh excuse you mousebrain!? I am right here!

Hollyleaf: *jumps*

Leafpool: Wait you actually love me back!?

Mothwing: Well duh!

Leafpool: YOU MEAN I SUPRESSED MY FEELINGS FOR YOU FOR NO REASON!?

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, give me the death berries please!

Hollyleaf: What? *pulls the death berries back* no! Now you don't get them!

Hollyleaf: But you do get this! *thwacks her mom on the forehead with her paw*

Leafpool: Ow!

Hollyleaf: Mousebrain! *runs out*

Lionblaze: Hollyleaf!? Where are you going!?

Hollyleaf: *calls back* TO RIVERCLAN! TO BE WITH WILLOWSHINE!

Leafpool and Mothwing: *running out of the medicine den* WAIT FOR US!

Jayfeather: *realizing he's the only medicine cat in ThunderClan now* GEE THANKS! LOVE YA TOO!

Lionblaze: *smiling* Look at them go!

Ok here’s my fully fledged Kazui theory: (Tw// Suicide)

Kazui was married to a woman, he wasn’t entirely happy with it but they still cared about each other. He met his mistress at a bar & had an affair. I don’t think it was his intention to, the green apple (a metaphor of his temptation to have the affair) sneaks up on him throughout the MV, meaning he didn’t know what was happening until to late.

His wife finds out & they argue about it. You can see her looking out the window to the balcony, implying that she’s thinking of suicide (or that it’s something that she’s been thinking about for a while).

She jumps off, which Kazui witnesses. In his Undercover memories you can see a tall building next to the road, (their apartment) where Kazui is crouching next to her body. It also fits his murder reenactment. He is nursing his victim with a horrified expression.

Kazui didn’t want her to die, shown by his guilt & surprised expression when he watches her jump. I also find it interesting that his wife doesn’t have a face but his mistress does, (she has eyelashes) eyes are the window to the soul, & he states that he wants to forget all together, which would fit with her being eye-less.

(More images in the reblogs)

The shattered porcelain apple is representing his wife/their relationship. It was very fragile but it was sweet & good, compared to the temptation of the mistress & it’s sour taste.

I don’t know what verdict I would give him. Cheating is horrible, but he does seem remorseful & I can’t see what good voting him guilty would do. Hope you enjoyed.

I DONT WANT TO WORK A 9 TO 5 I WANT TO DRAW TRANSGENDER FURRIES AUGH

for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

in order to not succumb to sex negative conservatism you have to accept that people will get off to things that are upsetting to you. and you cannot assume anything about what they have or have not experienced, what they do or do not believe, and how they act based solely on what gets them off. even if it's extremely confusing and disturbing to you. there are people who have only ever had heterosexual vanilla sex in missionary with the lights off, who actively contribute to more real world harm than your average fetish artist. kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing. it just feels good to think that way.

You may be single-handedly responsible for making me at least 25% more neurodivergent than I already was. I cannot thank you enough for that

i don't think that's possible but i find the prospect of this wonderful anyway

pinkie shpin

Bumblebee: Snudoo?

Sundew: What? What's wrong? Are you hungry? Are you cold? DID SOMEONE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD? DID THEY MAKE YOU FEEL SAD?? I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL RIP THEM LIMB FROM LIMB! I'll-!!!

Bumblebee: Snudoo snuggle buggles???

Sundew: ....

Sundew: ...is anyone watching?

Bumblebee: ? *shakes head*

Sundew: then we can do snuggle buggles for FIVE minutes

Bumblebee: HEEEEEEE~!

Sundew: SHH SHHHH five QUIET minutes!!

-One Hour Later-

Cricket: ... you're right. We need to get her to stop calling you "Snudoo".

Sundew: shut up

Cricket: Would "daddy" or "mommy" Sundew work better?

Sundew: the moment this sleeping dragonet gets OFF me you are a DEAD hivewing

Cricket: And then you'd be an only parent, daddy snudoo.

Sundew: DEAD

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