Do You Have Any Idea How Hard You Have To Bite Someone To Draw Blood? Its Not Easy

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

How to hold a leader of BloodClan (at your own risk) Original of meme was made by wobbuuu from twitter, this animation is my version :D

okay as a writer i love romance but can we talk about how mattress companies invented ‘love’ and ‘babies’ to sell us beds?

writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

you mean to tell me there are people who don't make little creature noises on a daily basis? wild

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

i swear to god the smell of this shit. i always take a sniff contantly and fidget with the cap so the smell comes out and it's better than my damn gum. for reference i eat like half a pack of gum at school every day shehegwgus.

point is that mine melted in the dryer so can someone get me some other lipbalms with other scents (if there are any) or give me recommendations

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him