Koraandnova - Kicking My Feet & Cuddling A Pillow Sorrowfully

How I imagine it would have gone if the Erins weren't cowards

Hollyleaf: You see these berries? You're going to eat them! Or I'll make you!

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, I lost my kits, the one cat I loved, and my ca-

Mothwing: *poking her head in* Uh excuse you mousebrain!? I am right here!

Hollyleaf: *jumps*

Leafpool: Wait you actually love me back!?

Mothwing: Well duh!

Leafpool: YOU MEAN I SUPRESSED MY FEELINGS FOR YOU FOR NO REASON!?

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, give me the death berries please!

Hollyleaf: What? *pulls the death berries back* no! Now you don't get them!

Hollyleaf: But you do get this! *thwacks her mom on the forehead with her paw*

Leafpool: Ow!

Hollyleaf: Mousebrain! *runs out*

Lionblaze: Hollyleaf!? Where are you going!?

Hollyleaf: *calls back* TO RIVERCLAN! TO BE WITH WILLOWSHINE!

Leafpool and Mothwing: *running out of the medicine den* WAIT FOR US!

Jayfeather: *realizing he's the only medicine cat in ThunderClan now* GEE THANKS! LOVE YA TOO!

Lionblaze: *smiling* Look at them go!

There is no $700 dollar cap on assistance for those needing help in Maui. That is a lie. The head of FEMA never said that the residents of Maui shouldn’t be expecting any more financial assistance. That is also a lie.

(source)

Please beware of people spreading disinformation about Maui relief. These kind of lies usually come from Republicans, but be aware that pro-Russian, anti-Ukrainian “leftists” (aka tankies) will often spread the same, easily disproven lies and talking points — because the goal of sowing distrust is a shared one.

Republicans and tankies have no qualms about using the people of Maui’s suffering to push their agendas.

hey, if bullied for being autistic, in the way that you were ‘too’ trusting or ‘too’ gullible or ‘too’ naive made you spiteful and jaded and defensive, I hope you’re doing okay. I hope you can find people who are deserving of your trust and your belief. I hope you grow to understand that it was never your fault, and still isn’t.

im sorry mutual i cant reblog the original but they were right

Day 6: Spirit

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

Goober

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