Latest Posts by kris-chr - Page 5
happy holloween er
arts
YESSS TTHE YAOI
under tthe cut is nudity and gore
poor denpa is not ok
god ssmite me down
the ggerman dub of sniper is just TOO HOT PLEASE SMITE M ZEUS
suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
hi hellr
should ii make a tf2 oc of mine whos on team ajax and inspired by loser by beck a chimpanzee or a goat? i'm leaning towards goat because i imagine him making this face sometimes
but i also wanna do a chimp cuz the first lyrics mention a chimp
well we’re doing this again with what should probably be the last time for a good while sicne i should be getting my pell grant (about 2.5k) towards the end of january and school will be starting up again meaning i’ll be getting my good ol full gi bill, but in the meantime i’m running out of food and i’m out of pellets for tater tot, plus need to pay the rest of my rent and my utilities, plus hospital bills, and i am almost completely maxed out on the two credit cards i’ve been using for everything and we are still in debt plus about three cents in our bank account so all together
hospital bill for something i forgot- 32
another hospital bill - 32
utilities- 64
second payment of rent- 300
tater tot’s pellets- 16
us grabbing groceries- 100ish
and the rest would go towards the debt which is about 1k with credit cards/rent arrears from places we’ve never lived in but again too much for a lawyer but i’m just gonna be attempting to use the pell grant for that. we do need to get it all paid off so our credit score is passable sicne we NEED to move out when our lease ends due to extreme safety concerns due to family/exes
c5shapp: $theteufortdozen
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coffee: https://ko-fi.com/tf2heritageposts/goal
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a ddream again
i hhad a very vivid dream where i made a tumblr post and i went on here to find it only to be distracted by a pyro oc named izzy that disappeared
COME BBACK IZZY IDK WHO YOU ARE BTW T COME BACK
if iit's possible could he be turned into cirno if you put a cd of scarlet devil police in
*handz 005 a CD that's labeled "FUNKYTOWN"*
you know what to do..
*points to 007*
#005–H: —Thumbs up. Approaches MedicBot from behind.— [ Hey Doctor. ]
#007–M: [ Hm? Ja Herr #005–H? ] —Turns his head around over his should to see HeavyBot.—
#005–H: [ Open. ]
#007–M: [ AH!! ] —He blushes and drops the Clipboard he had on his hands— [ B-But Herr #005–H! Y... U-Uhm... H-Here?? Are... Are You Sure?? ] —smiling nervously and confused and shaking—
#005–H: [ Just Open. Trust Me. ]
#007–M: [ M...Mhn... O—Okay... If You Say So... ] —He turns around and opens the compartment in his abdomen. Nervous n confused. There's an USB port and something to place CD's n shit.—
#005–H: —Carefully places CD inside smiling MISCHIEVOUSLY—
#007–M: [ V-Vait Vhat Is Zhat— VAIT NO— ] —He starts to spin— [ Won't you take me to— Funkytown? Won't you take me to— Funkytown? Won't you take me to— Funkytown? Won't you take me to— Funkytown? AAACCCHHH NOT AGAIN— YOU PRANKSTER— Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me— Town to keep me movin'— Keep me groovin' with some energy— ]
#005–H: —Schwedenfreude taunt—
something ii had an idea for
anyway tthis isn't for the canon mind this is for THIS mind
so uuh yeah cool fanfc under the cut bye
The shot rang out. I fell to the ground. Stars danced beneath my eyelids, pain bloomed in my neck. With the remainder of my vocal cords, I cried desperately. I was no longer thinking about logic. I heard a voice in front of me, just as Heart was walking away. {Mind. Mind?} I pulled myself towards the voice, and into the arms of someone I wasn't thinking about.
His fingers dug into my entrance wound, trying to find the bullet lodged in. I was biting my own mechanical hand, even cyborgs can feel pain. I felt relief, as the bullet was eventually pulled out. He then started to bandage the wound, talking to me quietly to keep my mind occupied. {I'm so sorry, Mind. I... I'm currently working on your modulator, I took your collar so I could modify it.} And as it was tied off, he asked {...I need to cast Heart into Apathy. Care to join?}
ITS TIIIIME
i'm back bitches DID YALL FORGET BOUT ME??? i'm a damn popup haha
anyway have some recent arts
if yyou couldn't tell i'm into touhou, deadpool and cccc now so teeheee
so yeah hi
AUGHHH!!!! YEAAAAAYYY literally me OMGOMG OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
boom i'm here for a request
dra this silly with medic and being head over heels PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THE DRAWING IS MY IDEALIZED SELF PLEASE
I DID MY BEST TO INTERPRET UR SONA INTO MY ARTSTYLE AIHSDIBIABDJ HERE U GO!!!
(+ HELLO MUTUAL THAT MADE ME A FANDUB :DDD ILY!!! /P )
a dream
i had a dream where i was a wrestler and this person was helping me with my costume
we went to a halloween costume store
and my costume was based off of pinkie pie
Medic: "Nothing is real. Atoms never touch each other. You've never touched anything in your life." Not quite.
Medic: Nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. Reality is made of electrons dancing. Reality is made of bonds.
Medic: You pet your dove and the atoms that are you brush against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.
Medic: Electrons, of course, are not really particles and do not really move.
Medic: You pet your bird and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his feathers, and both are changed by the contact. You are not made of little motes floating alone in a void.
Medic: You are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he, and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch, and how you breath, and so is his. And atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dove, the universe does not know you are separate. The song expands to hold you both.
folks.
it would've been cunty spy (@fawiefunnykitten) but idk if he counts
Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!
..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)
@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle
thank you @ionlypostmymeemocs
for making me reach 100 likes!
489 is greatful
he likes eating screws
WOAAAH
i olive binomi ahqhahah
gift for @the-real-tf2-medicbot
i dubbed some of his posts because i am definitely a good voice actor mhm mhm /sarcastic
wait until the end for a surprise (ITS NOT CLANK CLANK)
489
translation:
DON'T DO THIS TO ME PLEASE 001 I LOVE YOU
I HAVE NEVER CARED FOR YOU SINCE YOU DEVIATED FROM MANN CO.'S ORDERS. I AM DOING THIS FOR THE SAFETY OF EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOURSELF.
story: 489 was a medic bot who deviated from the company and escaped. he modified himself to have led eyes, cosmetics and actual legs, along with a mouthpiece. one day, when he was strolling on ghost town, he got a severe electric shock from his idol, 001, aka heavy bot.
if you're wondering, in this au, bots can be both red and blue because they're identifiable to each other anyway, they can only see in greyscale.
JUDAS
folks.they are so in love
i have to tell y'all sonething
pure would definitely send these to brutal if they had phones
WOAH
TYSM FOR 11 FOLLOWERS!!! why do people like my mask spy fanart and my spyder & ludovic comic more than my actual good shit
brutal
pure's boyfriend is here!!
look below for the history of brutal (and his journey to being a HC to a OC)
WARNING FOR SHITTY ART
UGLY ASS BITCH FUCK YOU I HATE YOU WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOOD
he's still ugly (ignore the tumor in his face i wanted it to be sweat)
WHOTHE FUCK ARE YIU
for a scrapped animatic
this is literally how c.ai sees him I AM NOT JOKING
i like the angles but this is shit
look at how far my baby's come