Feeling Like Shit And Tired Of Scrolling Through Nice Pictures Of Myself, Time For Cat Videos

Snake constellations are so funny. Like yeah I could just connect any series of stars and call it a snake. Maybe the real hydra are the mistaken constellations we made along the way.

But also, hydra’s head is very pretty. I will admit this readily.

It’s ok to desire, says the imaginary person with the face of a boy I once loved way too much and drove away

I would not know much ab religious guilt but something about finding Christ allegories in every book reads to me as just a) lacking creativity and b) feeling some sort of internal pressure to relate everything to The Good Book and make your secular media consumption holy somehow.

Mother just put in her invisalin, looked at me, and told me that for all the money she’s spent on her teeth she could’ve just bought elephant tusks (legally) instead. Happy 10:30pm.

Not impossible that this lands on top of me on the day I was given life. Fingers crossed.

Oh my god why didn’t I ask to start remotely I could’ve saved our friendship I’m sorry I didnt learn how to tell people about the hurricane in my head until you told me to figure out how to

In person the zoomies on this sign are intense enough that I stopped in place and stared at this thing

So afraid of posting because someone will see. Honestly, who will give a fuck

Isnt this just the nuclear waste problem but restated?

Ok, ok, hypothetical. You and your party have sealed the great evil demonlord in an amulet.

You are a canny adventurer, and have heard many a tale of artifacts like these that end in tragedy, either from some corruptive force emanating from them or some dickhead finding where the thing was hidden and breaking the demonlord free.

You're going to be smarter than those chumps. What do you do to safeguard the amulet and keep the evil sealed for good?

Can we have a deep intellectual discussion and then,,,