Kudocat - Sleep Deprived Retard [✖TOMMIE✖]

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Did god decide to end humanity?

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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RANT

I swear, if my grandmothers complain about the littlest thing one more time, it's gonna be a bloody massacre.

Those bitches will complain for about anything!

I come back home and relax: You're just a lazy prick, setting up yourself for failure!

I write slow to avoid mistakes: You're as slow as a tortoise!

I write fast and make mistakes: You're handwriting looks like a donkey's ass!

My room looks a bit messy: What are you, a PIG?! Even a monkey's room looks better than this! You're a female, act like one!

I ask them to remove a certain food from my plate, since a I vomit because of it: You're ungrateful, [TOMMIE]! There are children out there who are starving!

I fail to clean something right: You're a female, [TOMMIE]! You should know how to clean this!

I fall asleep early: Oh, so you wanna be like [LINDOR] now, huh?

I fall asleep late: What are you, an owl?!

And then they call me swear words.

Bloody shit, dumbass, fuck idiot, dip shit, retarded, stupid fuck shit and more.

I'm gonna go insane because of them!

NOM NOM NOM NOM

I could eat your art all day :3

CONSUMES

Mmmm..,I might need to put this guy in a larger notebook like the others that I've drawn...

Yes, this is my Phighting oc, Golden Revolver!

I'm not gonna share any info about him rn but all I can say that he's a former Lost Temple member

Hello, my friend. 

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to you with a heavy heart and an urgent request for your help. My family is in a perilous situation due to the ongoing war and the famine we have endured for more than 10 months. We are facing immense challenges, so please read my story as if I were a member of your family, if my family is your family. 

I'm a father of 3 children striving with my wife to secure a decent life for our children. After October 7th, our life took a drastic turn with the commencement of the cruel war on Gaza. Unfortunately everything I owned is completely lost after my house and business got bombed and destroyed. We are currently suffering slow death and living a devastating life in Gaza. 

Therefore, I have created a campaign to help my family rebuild their lives and meet our basic needs for food, drink, and other essentials in these harsh conditions. I’ve had a previous campaign titled “tahseengaza” but this one has been terminated. My new campaign is vetted by @olagaza, @90-ghost, & @northgazaupdates.  

All of what I am asking of you is to reblog the pinned post on my page and to donate if you can. It would mean so much if you could take a look at my GoFundMe https://www.gofundme.com/f/tahseen-family-from-gaza-not-to-feel-hungry. Please donate and share with others. 

By sharing/reblogging and donating, you are helping me, my wife, and 3 children survive the ravages of famine and genocide. You will give us hope to rebuild our home, and reclaim some of the life which was stolen from us. 

I would also be very grateful if you could follow me to stay updated. I am waiting for your response. Thanks in advance for your kindness and support. 

Sincerely, Tahseen 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/tahseen-family-from-gaza-not-to-feel-hungry

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Donate to Tahseen Starving Children Call for Your Support Amid Crises, organized by Nesma Khazendar

Hi, my name is Tahseen Alkhazendar from Gaza City - Tal-Alhaw… Nesma Khazendar needs your support for Tahseen Starving Children Call for You

Vent

I find it funny how throughout the 4 years of depression(idc if it's severe at this point), I have not killed myself yet. I've been called a devil, satan, greedy bastard, little shit, filly pig and more, was constantly being compared to my 12 year old cousin, been hit multiple times for forgetting to do my homework(they used a shoe or a thick wooden spoon), forgotten at some point and not once have I decided "Fuck this, bye world".

I literally got bitch slapped right in front of my classroom by my grandmother, some students were laughing at me and giving me nasty looks but I did decide to jump of the buildings?! If it wasn't for my friend, I would have been long gone.

I'm very much aware that someone is going through something worse that my situation but I just needed to write/type out my feelings

So in my Checkpoint AU, Mesa is not referred to/known as "Mesa", he's referred to/known as "The Ancient". Odd villain name [I know] but hey, who cares? Nobody knows how he looks like

Only Steve and the Cosmic Princess know his real name and appearance.

But why only Steve and the Cosmic Princess? Why not Austin or Billy? Maybe Chris?!

Well… if Austin where to find out, they would have told everyone

AUSTIN: HEY EVERYONE! The Ancient's name is Me…

STEVE: MADE UP! Thanks Austin for telling us this information!

AUSTIN: But I wasn't gonna say that…

STEVE: Yes you were, now please leave and go play with Jellybean.

AUSTIN: Okay!

If Billy where to find out, he would threaten him, e.g:

BILLY: If you don't do [insert whatever], I'll tell the whole world your identity!

MESA: Why the hell is an 10 year old doing in DMs? Aren't you too young for Instagram?!

BILLY: Uhh…

If Chris where to find out… well, it would be bad is just that due to Mesa's physical appearance [My AU! Remember!]… He'll try and be "Mr. Smarty Pants" and explain why he looks like that.

CHRIS: The reason why his/her/whatever they are has black and white hair is because of Poliosis! The lack of pigment in his/hers/theirs hair turned it white, 50/50 of his hair lacks colour, that's why it's white! It's completely harmless though…

STEVE: (interrupting Chris) Chris… my wonderful boyfriend… can you shut up please🥺. My boyfriend is very self-aware about his condition and if he where to hear you comment about his hair, he'll dye it all black and I don't want that. Please stop your yapping session ^w^.

CHRIS: Well okay and… what do you mean "boyfriend"?!

STEVE: I'll discuss it later…

So you can imagine…

I found it on Reddit

Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

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would you like a nice glass of

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