So So So Jealous Of Swifties Who Get To See Taylor On Tour 😭 If I Was Rich I Would Be Unstoppable

tasm peter in his "im about to get my whole life flipped by a little spider ain't it sad" outfit

me: i’m in my [character/fandom] era. i think it’s going to be permanent

also me, literally a week later: i’m in my [different character/fandom] era. i think it’s going to be permanent

I come back to tumblr to see you all have made up an entire Martin Scorsese movie about a Russian mafia boss with a plot, love interests, and 20 alternate endings. Meanwhile on tiktok, they've came up with an entire currency called dabloons and people are giving them away to "weary travelers", trading them, giving people potions to prevent robbers from stealing them, inflation rates, and a whole economy off them. And twitter has been frantically panicking for the last three weeks cause Elon Musk has been burning it to the ground by firing everyone, causing their profits to fall and it's shutdown is inevitable. Plus while Twitter is collapsing, the man who accidentally got a text from some old woman confirmed they're having Thanksgiving together again for the 7th year in a row among all this. This has been one of the most unhinged weeks for social media honestly.

midnights (2022) graphics (1/2)

sooo trueeeee

abandoning this acc soon <3333

asked my brother if he'd seen goncharov (1973) and he looked at me and grabbed this beanie that hes had for 2 years that ive seen but never read the tag on it and

turns out he and his friends got matching beanies and made lore a full TWO YEARS ago

O.o peaches

“your. ex. friend’s. sister. met someone at a club and he KISSED her!? turns out it was thatguyyouhookedupwithagesago some wannabe z-listeR . and all the outfits were tERRIble....2. 0. 0. 3. unBEARable. did you see the photos????????”

The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack