Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like
Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-
Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*
reconnecting with my room after being around other people for too long
be poetic. if you find the way the light falls through your window and onto your bedroom wall pretty, write about it. call it soft and golden as sunlit honey. if it makes you glad to be alive then it’s not silly. you look for the beauty of things, be proud of that. say the heavy rain is kissing you. write about the glow of the moon, the dancing of flowers. make your world magical. collect your metaphors and treasure them.
The Prophecy is fulfilled
I didnt make this but whoever did is a GENIUS
I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes
I hope you like weird girl energy because that's all I got
happy birthday, ferb!
There are two wolves inside of you
One of them is broke and wants to save money
The other one wants to own hardcover versions of books
I'm a simple girl; I see disaster characters who are simultaneously dorks and I bring out the adoption papers
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