I've Always Hated The Rule About Silence For Golf. Like: "Ooh! I'm A Golfer! I Require Perfect Concentration

I've always hated the rule about silence for golf. Like: "Ooh! I'm a golfer! I require perfect concentration and a controlled environment to hit a ball with a stick."

You know what would take REAL SKILL? Loud Golf

Like, golf is already a crime against water tables and humanity, but I'd binge watch a season of Obstacle Golf!

Angry Bull loose on the course

Crowd with Vuvuzelas and Kazoos

Environment Activists armed with hatchets lurking in the bushes

One of the golf carts is rigged to explode.

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4 months ago

favourite thing about leverage is that from the very beginning they found family-ed themselves. “ooo they’re all loners they work alone no exceptions ever they work alone !!!” and with so so so little persuading they’re like 🥺🥺🥺 pleaseee that was so fun let’s go again 🥺🥺🥺🥺

9 months ago

Part of the reason why the leverage crew works so well together is because they are all varying degrees of theater kids but only Sophie is willing to admit it.

5 months ago
Girls

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4 months ago

Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.

3 months ago

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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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1 year ago

i think one of my favourite things about psych is the perfect balance between shawn and gus being (realistically) charming and attractive young men with reasonable dating success despite their eccentricities and, also, objectively, the biggest, nerdiest losers in all of santa barbara

1 year ago

watching the percy jackson show be like

Watching The Percy Jackson Show Be Like
1 year ago
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day 5: what could've been/book to screen

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parallels

3 years ago

Okay, but following Obi-Wan’s apparent return from the dead after the Crisis on Naboo arc, I like to believe that younglings and padawans across the Temple were just like, “Yeah, death had a near-Obi-Wan Kenobi experience,” and then rolled with it.

“Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.”

“General Grievous checks his closet every night for Obi-Wan Kenobi.”

“Obi-Wan Kenobi once played Corellian roulette with a fully-loaded sniper rifle and won.”

“Obi-Wan Kenobi was once bitten by a acklay and after five days of excruciating pain, the acklay died.”

Then somehow the clones heard about it and it went downhill from there.

1 year ago

thinking about this moment again:

Thinking About This Moment Again:

particularly in regards to this conversation:

Thinking About This Moment Again:

thinking about inej, who is actively dying, asking kaz for an apology. inej, whose native tongue leaves no room for triviality here. this isn’t “you were mean to me and you need to make nice,” it’s so much deeper.

this is “promise me you won’t treat me like a piece in your chess game again. promise me you won’t keep acting like i’m replaceable. promise me i’m not just another one of your investments.”

this is the first time we see inej holding kaz accountable, the first time we see her ask him to be more, to do better. this is the precursor to the “without armor” conversation. and i think it’s fitting that we never hear whether or not kaz did apologize. because at this point, i don’t think he’s ready to give inej what she’s really asking for here, and in a way, it’s best that she doesn’t hear him say the words. he’s not ready to mean them yet.

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