There Was Spider

Fuck, i wish I lived alone because then I could eat an entire packet of ham or frozen bananas without being judged.

I hate the flesh eating human bag slugs

He wants some of my ham >:3

my dream was freaky last night :///

Like ‘192 dumplings are to be sacrificed a year for eternal life for the entire lineage’???

This fuckass family missed the sacrifice deadline like once, and 500 people died that night because they were all over 200 years old.

The side of my stomach just decided to vibrate wtf

Like I wasn’t shivering, y know when you speak into a fan blade? That, but as a sensation, not a sound

My eye wants to pop out haha :)

Why am I chewing on honey like it’s a fucking ritz cracker?????

MY RIBS HURT FUCK ME

A very nice dusty pink sunrise in the fog :)

Silly goofy head cannon