I Think I Might Try Waterboarding Myself

he’s suchhhhh a loser i need him so bad

Josh O'Connor as Patrick Zweig in Luca Guadagnino's Challengers

real life pic of him in my bag when i catch his ass

Franz Kafka, The Blue Octavo Notebooks 1917-1919

my absolute favorite thing about lost is that it is genuinely, unironically, about the friends we made along the way

I spent no time on this.

— March 25, 1915 / Franz Kafka diaries

your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.

— January 30, 1922 / Franz Kafka diaries

I want this man.