In a situation where Madame Pomfrey make the Marauders sign some documents to save time the next time some of them ends up in the enfermary:
Madame Pomfrey: Ok Kids, Im gona need an emergency contact
Peter: Does it have to be our parents?
Madame Pomfrey: ... I guess it will do if it's just some close friend who I can call in an emergency
Sirius: Perfect
Madame Pomfrey: Can you tell me how is this person related to each of you?
Remus: I put one of my only mentally mature friends
Sirius: Oh so definitely not us... I put my brother
James (without even paying attention): I put my boyfrie...
All: ...
Peter: You have a boyfriend???!!!
Sirius: Who will be stupid enough to date you??!!
James: ...
Madame Pomfrey: ...
Madame Pomfrey: The three of you put the exact same person...
Sirius:
Remus:
James:
Remus: Wait...
Sirius: JAMES POTTER ARE YOU DATING MY BROTHER???!!!!!
To anyone wondering if it's worth it to tear down fascist posters or whatever. I spent a few months last year engaged in silent battle with another student at my school who was putting anti trans stickers up everywhere. I had it down to a system where every night I would walk the five block radius they went up in, and tear down all the ones I could reach, and use a stick to put duct tape over the others. Like, within hours of the stickers going up, I would have already purged the whole zone. I knew the basic schedule of whoever put them up based on when and where the stickers appeared. I probably could have found them in person if I'd wanted to. And I told all my classmates and friends what the stickers looked like and got them to rip them down too. And after a few months of this, the stickers slowed, and then stopped forever.
My point is, a lot of this fashy or right wing stuff is one local weirdo. And if you pay attention, and do a little light organizing with your friends, you can basically make their efforts into a giant sisyphisean exercise in misery. You control your streets!
being a tguy is SO crazy bcos gender envy for me is perfectly hand in hand w my thinsp0. like every emo tguy i wanna look like is skin and bones and i want 2 be that so bad
jegulus gives such “i can do it myself” bf x “i know you can but let me help you” bf energy
Ace spec Regulus who was always just seen as "saving himself til marriage" when in reality he just never wanted to have sex with anyone unless he really loved them
Regulus: We need to get through this locked door. Sirius, give me your credit card.
Sirius: Here.
Regulus, pocketing the credit card: Thanks. James, kick down the door.
“free fine shyt” - james potter in heaven, the second they locked up sirius in azkaban
"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.
fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity
so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏