Sirius breaking into James' apartment with the whole gang on the morning of his birthday to surprise him.
Sirius making sure everyone is hidden and quiet when footsteps start to approach from the hallway.
Everyone jumping up and shouting surprise at Regulus of all people, clad in nothing but sweatpants that are a little too long to be his own, with aged and new hickeys all over his neck, chest and stomach that undoubtedly also lead under the tightened waistband.
Regulus screaming in fright and retreating back down the corridor to use James as a wall against the onslaught of questions.
Sirius going mad.
bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
i love the potter to james to jamie transition amen
i’m sorry but can we talk about the second games in crimson rivers????
like yeah sure regulus and james are fighting, but SIRIUS AND REGULUS???? idc about jegulus THE BLACK BROTHER ANGST KILLS ME EVERYTIME
they actually make me wanna rip my eyeballs out regulus’ “you’re dead to me” is the most horrible gut wrenching line in the entire universe, and is SUCH a sibling thing to say like OH MY LORD
and them in the games???? regulus making everyone believe he’s going to kill sirius???? but instead he’s actually planning on getting sirius so mad that he kills regulus????!!!! and he tries to use remus as bait I- GOD I CANT
hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with
2 wolves inside of me & one of them wants to be your cool and mysterious mutual and then the other one needs to convince you that i’m funny. and then there’s a third wolf who’s just kind of addicted to his phone
teehee
love that hc where james doesn’t really like being called “jamie” but goes absolute stupid when regulus calls him that. i mean, in general, he’s all so grumpy and frustrated that no one bothers to just add a fucking s to “james”, but whenever reg says it so casually like “thank you for the tea, jamie” or “no, i’m not busy, jamie” or “that’s alright, jamie” his mind just goes lalala i’m so in love hihi
really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud
worst thing people did was turn the incredibly personal experience of being lgbt into strict definitions and rules and then ridicule and harass others who don't fit into their neat boxes, as if that isn't what we were trying to run away from this whole time.