James Thinks He's Too Mcuh And Regulus Thinks He's Not Enough Thank You And Goodnight

Regulus: Until I fell in love with you, I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

James: So you were gay... and then you realized that you were Even More Gay.

Regulus:

Regulus: Yes.

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

James: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Sirius: No, it’s okay. I shouldn’t have used my one free phone call to play a prank on Snape

... do I detect a Bowie reference..?

My Sirius Black is so androgynous no one can tell if he’s a boy or a girl

"Regulus Black but IF he had Sirius's music taste bla bla-" HE DOES. SIRIUS RAN AWAY AND LEFT ALL OF HIS VINYLS SO WHEN REGULUS MISSED HIM HE WOULD GO TO SIRIUS'S ROOM AND LISTEN TO ALL HIS MUSIC BECAUSE IT REMINDED HIM OF HIS BROTHER. but if you ask him, he will NEVER admit it out loud. thats the end if this ted talk, goodnight

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

Barty “The hands that cradled your face and tilted it upwards to kiss your forehead are soaked in unfathomable quantities of blood” Crouch Jr.

Evan “But they cradled me, yes?” Rosier.

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

James running into the dorm room: GUYS i just tripped in front of Regulus. The plan is NEVER going to work now.

Remus: Did he see you?

Peter: Did he laugh?

Sirius: Why were you near Regulus? ….WAIT WHAT PLAN?!

meanwhile back in the slytherin common room:

Regulus: …He tripped in front of me…

Barty: Did you laugh?

Evan: Regulus please tell us you laughed.

Regulus: … Well he was really cute trying to stumble back up.

Barty: ….

Evan: ….

Barty and Evan at the same time: We’ve lost him.