CRIMSON RIVERS IS THE MOST ANXIETY INDUCING FIC TO EVER EXIST

CRIMSON RIVERS IS THE MOST ANXIETY INDUCING FIC TO EVER EXIST

i’m rereading the arena breakout, why the fuck am i so stressed???? I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

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3 months ago

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regulus, who doesn’t like to admit it, but loves pomegranate. it’s his favourite fruit, and he would die for it.

james, who has been following regulus’ name on the map for a few nights now, tracing the footsteps with his finger as he watches the younger boy.

regulus, who makes his way to the astronomy tower, same time tonight as always.

james, who decides to follow.

regulus, who doesn't notice james under his cloak, and instead pulls a pomegranate and a small bowl out from underneath his cloak.

james, who watches regulus carefully and painstakingly spend quarter of an hour pulling out all the seeds and putting them in a bowl, before eating them.

regulus and james, who (unbeknownst to regulus) follow the same routine for the next few nights.

regulus, who goes as usual to the tower, only to be met by a bowl of fresh pomegranate seeds, and looks around, but can’t see anyone.

james, who stays hidden under the cloak, hands stained red, as he watches regulus smile gently and sit down next to the bowl.

regulus, who begins to eat, and can’t help but notice the faint smell of james’ shampoo.

4 months ago

down bad regulus x down bad james is the only way jegulus works btw

even if they started as friends with benefits, james brought a ring the first week they started their little rendezvous. and regulus left his toothbrush in james' flat so anyone that goes there would think he lives there too, he also started to look for houses close to the sea for them.

they confess their feelings on their native language all the time and pretend they just said some random bullshit .

james told effie and monty about regulus instantly. regulus did to narcissa as well.

they both have a wedding planned.

they are so down bad for each other but it still takes them ages to get together


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2 months ago

jegulus fic where james is a youtuber/streamer who does all sorts of pretty crazy pranks and people ADORE him because he's totally shameless.

one day he gets dared to crash a wedding and oppose it, pretending to be in love with either the groom or the bride.

and even though his editor (and bestest friend) remus told him that that's fucking insane, james still chose to do it bc he's a menace. but he does promise to cut it all off if things get messy.

james gets everything ready and, after stalking some of his old school classmates, he finds that one of them is attending a wedding (it's mulciber, who james remembers to despise back then, so it's a win-win situation), which means his plan is all set.

by fate, and fate only, this wedding is regulus' and some girl's his parents chose for him (and mulciber was invited bc his family is very close to the black's)

and obviously, this is a clear forced marriage, regulus would rather kill himself than marry a girl, he's as gay as they come.

[for sake of the plot, sirius and james don't know each other at all, didn't go to school together either, and sirius didn't run away and is also livid with his parents for marrying reg off, but there wasn't anything he could do]

so! prank day, james is live the moment he, very dramatically, stands up and proclaims his love for this.... regulus guy, and how he knows he promised to not come but he just couldn't handle the thought of the love of his life being married to someone else (his followers thought he was going to claim to love the bride, but james found the groom way too cute and he just couldn't hold himself back, he's just a guy)

the 30 seconds of pure silence and shock that follow are almost enough to make james break character and start laughing like crazy.

regulus, who's flabbergasted by the way, knows immediately that it's a prank. however, this might as well be a sign of the gods, because, what are the chances that this (very handsome) random man, chose HIS wedding out of all, and targeted HIM to be the one he "loves"? way to many coincidences.

also, did he mention the dude is unbelievably fit?

he makes a choice right there.

using all his acting abilities, he makes a whole scene tearing up and running to him. it's so well done, james for a second believes they are actual lovers.

hell breaks at that moment, walburga goes absolutely nuts along with orion and their side of the family. the bride's family start a fight, and between the commotion regulus sees his brother laughing maniacally after their mother yells at regulus to stop playing games or he will get disowned.

james, who thinks that this is now along the lines of things getting messy, is about to announce it's all a prank, when regulus sees right through him, panics, and just whispers "im going to kiss you now, sorry" before snogging the life out of him.

remus, who's the camera guy, cuts the live right there.

james, oh james, he doesn't quite hear the screech walburga lets out because this backfired so bad, but jesus chirst can this regulus kiss. this is love at first sight. love at first prank, if you may.

regulus knowing stuff is about to get bad, just grabs james' hand and runs for it. james just follows, he's dizzy. remus also follows because he's NOT getting involved in all that, he's actually quitting james.

sirius follows too, if his little brother is finally disowned, there's no reason to stay, thank you very much.

anyways, this whole idea was just because i want james followers to see his channel thumbnails going:

CRASHING A RANDOM WEDDING 💍 PRANK #56

to

how i met the love of my life ; Q&A

and

REG AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED (im sealing all entries so no-one can crash it) — VLOG

bye

3 months ago

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.


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3 months ago

the black brothers never made up ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ they never got to heal from their childhood trauma ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ they didn’t get to grow old together ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ they didn’t get to be brothers again ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

4 months ago

y'know that feeling where you just want to run into a field?

That's the field calling out to you

you should go into the field

let it consume you

leave the world you know and leave it all for the eternal field

stay there

stay there forever

until you become the field

4 months ago

Petition for Jily and Jegulus shippers to stop fighting and start making out.

1 month ago
Okay Maybe Today Wasn’t That Terrible
Okay Maybe Today Wasn’t That Terrible
Okay Maybe Today Wasn’t That Terrible

Okay maybe today wasn’t that terrible


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2 months ago

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

4 months ago

James: So, what are you in the mood for today?

Regulus: World domination.

James: Love, we've been over th-

Regulus, interrupting: You're my world.

James: Awww, Reg!!!

Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

James: OH.

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