*Regulus finds out Voldemort was Tom Riddle*
Regulus: you’re NOT a pureblood?
Voldemort: well, no, but i am slytherin’s descendant. my father was a muggle—
Regulus: YOUR FATHER WAS A MUGGLE??
Regulus: AND YOUR MOTHER COULDN’T DO MAGIC??
Regulus: YOU’RE A QUARTER BLOOD
Voldemort: That’s not a thing
Regulus: Your nose is not a thing
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra
Sirius: Regulus Black you have some explaining to do!
Regulus: Look, I wasn’t intending on kissing James he just gave me that stupidly endearing smile and one thing led to another.
Sirius:
Sirius: I was going to ask if you ate the last chocolate frog…
Regulus:
Regulus: Oh yeah, I did that too.
"If you are intolerable, let me be the one to tolerate you," but it's Remus to Sirius, who has spent his whole life being told he's too much, too loud, too insufferable, and yet, here is someone willing to stay.
“what kind of things did you do?”
and it’s regulus listing all the horrible things he’s done since getting the mark to killing the dark lord
“only my husband knew that / so i guess that makes him you”
and it’s james still accepting him despite despite despite because he did it to keep them safe and made his way back to him in the end
pov me reading the 80 mile long list of trigger warnings on every chapter of crimson rivers
thinking about james guiding regulus through the halls to his classes because he’s reading while walking
“careful here, love. that’s the missing step. cmon, just hop over it a little.”
thinking about regulus trying to focus on his book but getting flustered by james’ arm around him so that he doesn’t smash into a wall
thinking about everyone thinking they’re dating but james is just thinking “okay, just guiding my best friends adorable, pretty, perfect little brother to his classes. no gay panic here, no sir.”
jegulus streamer au
James has "I ❤️ regulus black" merch
regulus has "I HATE James potter" merch
they're married
remus and his chocolate is the equivalent to the school nurse and an ice pack
you have a broken leg? ice pack.
=
got attacked by a dementor? chocolate.
only 34?? dam
i think about Wolfstar at least 34 times in the span of an hour and I'm not sure that's healthy anymore.
Honestly any of the girls, they're all icons and should be worshipped
If they had just given Dorcas a gun, the Wizarding War would have ended much sooner.