How Do You Do, Fellow Creatives™

eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible* 

me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born… 

james: “you wouldn’t hit a man with glasses”

regulus: grabs james’ glasses off his face and smacks him with them

james: “touché”

James: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Regulus: Okay.

James: And make out during the scary parts.

Regulus: Th-

Regulus: The scary parts.

Regulus: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

"Regulus Black but IF he had Sirius's music taste bla bla-" HE DOES. SIRIUS RAN AWAY AND LEFT ALL OF HIS VINYLS SO WHEN REGULUS MISSED HIM HE WOULD GO TO SIRIUS'S ROOM AND LISTEN TO ALL HIS MUSIC BECAUSE IT REMINDED HIM OF HIS BROTHER. but if you ask him, he will NEVER admit it out loud. thats the end if this ted talk, goodnight

“It’s no use, Regulus, we’ve gotta have it out,” James cried, “I have loved you ever since I’ve-”

“Stop quoting Little Women at me, James,” Regulus said through gritted teeth. “We are not getting married.”

“But-”

“I’m seventeen, you are eighteen. We are not getting married,” Regulus repeated.

“I have loved you ever since I’ve-”

“James.”

Remus: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work, so instead, I have Sirius periodically message me "we need to talk" to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.

Remus: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Remus: [bites his wand]

Remus: This isn't a bagel.

IT WAS NEVER ABOUT ACTING!!! NEIL WAS GAY- *gets shot 37 times by the nonbelievers*