Remus:Get That Disgusting Thing Away From Me!

give me more dramatic regulus black.

ill be damned if you say sirius is the dramatic one of the two of them.

they both were.

reading the maze chapter of crimson rivers at work and the kids are watching the maze episode of phineas and ferb. sirius is fighting for his life and im listening to “it’s so much fun not knowing where you’re goin” 😭

Guys I'm sorry but there's no way Xenophilius is cis like that is either a non-binary spec person or a trans femme idk they're just SOMETHING like come on dawg named themselves that name to add some sparkle

my mice staring at the shadowy figure twitching, sobbing and cackling in front if a large glowing box at 3AM:

(i’m rereading crimson rivers)

i love how every fandom’s got its fics. you know the ones, that one way or the other, everyone has and probably will read at some point in their lives? and no one else would understand. like i could say “you’re hesitating, love” and an entire group of people will fall to their knees in a target

James and Regulus hyphenated their surnames.

They wanted to break the cycle. They wanted to prove that having the name Black did not inherently make you evil. Regulus never truly believed he had escaped the burden his name brought until James added their names together. If James can be a Black, then the name can’t be so bad anymore.

And all their little children got Black-Potter as well.

james and regulus always have their legs interwoven under the table when they eat or study together even if they are with other people btw

it’s the codependency

i don't know what possessed you to write this but i'm glad you did

king!regulus asking to see james's balls and jester!james taking his clothes off

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week