Dean Winchester. #thinman

I finally read the comic with Swain and I am literally in shambles

Also while we're here can we talk about the grip that Alexsandr Kallus has on the lesbian community. have we accepted him into our ranks? Not related but what if Kalluzeb were girls and they still beat each other up and then fell in love (A sniper's red dot appears on my forehead) Hey woahhhh I'm just saying. Hypothetically

Chat I need yall to buckle up for the comic im gonna make where he then gets into an argument with her over the differences between a twink and a twunk

Happy Twink Death (bear dilf birth) to Alexsandr Kallus 🥳🥳🥳

(also a little prequel to this post)

GUYS… 🥹💜🧡

im mutual

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

Why did I have to hyperfixate on the guy with the ugly ass mutton chops 😭😭

Re: OTP ask game

For Kalluzeb, 20, 24, and 35!!

ooooo these are interesting ones

20

Kal. Absolutely Zeb walks onto the Ghost one day and sees Kallus seated on the floor with a tiny Loth kitten in his lap. For some reason they're both soaking wet. Zeb, begrudgingly, allows this. Although tbh, I also love the idea of Kallus being really good with droids, and so it's more likely that this scenario plays out with Kal and an MSE droid (which Zeb is even less pleased about).

24

Logistically, most of the time Zeb is the big spoon and Kallus is little spoon. Ship bunks aren't that big. And again I say to you, Kallus has always been one of the biggest in the room and he loves to just feel held sometimes. HOWEVER, I love the idea of Kallus getting to be big spoon when he's feeling a bit possessive or Zeb's just gotten back from a long mission or he just wants to make sure Zeb's close to him after a critical loss. Zeb seems super big, but he and Kal are actually close enough in build that either way will work; it depends on what they're both feeling like that day.

35

heheeee, cameoliob, your Kallus headcanons are gonna play into this one. Kallus will listen to nearly anything, but his favorites are like the Coruscant equivalent of 90s/00s rap. Ezra, tongue-in-cheek, asks Kallus what he thought of the Super Bowl and Kallus has a TED talk prepared on Kendrick's halftime show. Kallus stood and applauded while watching the space-grammys when Doechii won. Academy-era Kallus went to see Coruscant's BROCKHAMPTON and tried really hard to get Jovan to like MFDOOM. He and Sabine bond over Noname. On Karaoke nights, 8/10 chance that Kallus chooses Watzky (because he knows not to choose NWA, but he knows all the words to their songs too). If Kallus has headphones on and it isn't translation audio, this is what he's listening to.

Zeb likes dad rock. Zeb likes yacht rock. Zeb listens to the Eagles and Pink Floyd (and sometimes Kenny Loggins while he's making waffles for the crew).

How about another Lyste AU because I feel like some crack.

Imagine we have Kallus somewhere on a mission when he runs into Lyste and decides that maybe he messed things up for Lyste the first time but he can do right by him now. So he tries to recruit him and it actually works because Lyste has been having doubts about the Empire after the way they treated him because of his blunder (not well). And all is well and good until it turns out they have to use some advanced maneuvering to get away from the Empire which is fine for Kallus, he's used to it, but not for Lyste.

Oh boy, not for Lyste.

So by the time they get back to the base Kallus is overjoyed with himself. He's just snagged his first recruit and he made it up to Lyste.

And next to him.

Next to him is the most traumatized human being you've ever seen. Someone who looks like they've been dragged through hell and back (because they have) with the thousand yard stare to match.

They ask him what he wants to do to help and he just says he wants to stack crates for a while. Or something like that. There's silence and someone goes to ask but then they take one look at him and decide that yeah, okay, maybe they should let the guy stack crates for a while. Or find him some therapy.

Needless to say, no one wants to go on missions with Kallus after that.

Kallus: "Alright here's what we're gonna do. We're taking the Senator hostage."

Lyste: "Wh-?? Can't we just sneak in and steal a ship or something?"

Kallus: "Security's too tight for that and I don't feel like it. Let's go."

(later)

Kallus: "Change of plans. I'm taking you hostage instead."

Lyste: "?????"

Kallus, loudly: "Nobody move or I blow this civilian's head off!" (to Lyste) "Act like a civilian."

Lyste, hysterical: "I'm panicking, what more do you want me to do???"

Kallus: "I need someone for an infiltration mission. Who wants to volunteer? Lys-"

Lyste: tripping over tables and chairs to get away

Kallus: ...

Kallus: Was it something I said?