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what i want for kalluzeb in the mandalorian and grogu

hi i'm mentally ill over kalluzeb and here are some scenes i'd pitch in the writer's room of the mandalorian and grogu

OPTION ONE:

we don't see/hear kallus but when zeb meets grogu he says something like

zeb: what'd you say to your wife to let you adopt that thing?

din: i don't have a wife. why, do you want to convince your wife?

zeb: yeahhhhhhh....... my wifeeeeeeeee........

OPTION TWO:

can be either we only hear him (david o kallus please) or we hear him and see him (still want david o but i'm happy with anyone) over call with zeb and it can be something like

zeb: yeah, a mandalorian. and he's got this little green baby

kallus: i really hope you aren't getting any ideas

OPTION THREE:

can be used with either of the first two ideas or on it's own but i want zeb to drop that his ship is called the glimmer. his ass cannot fit into a normal x wing anyways so it's only fair

OPTION FOUR:

cancel the movie and have it just be three hours of kalluzeb married bickering on lira san

I finally read the comic with Swain and I am literally in shambles

nothing will change your perspective on a character like someone who is batshit obsessed with them

it will never not be funny that kallus spent one (1) night with zeb and decided to say fuck the empire so he could be gay in peace with his furry rebel boyfriend

You okay? Yeah, I'm good.

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

sometimes i remember i have cool mutuals and im like oh fuck im making a fool of myself. and then i continue making a fool of myself

SAY LEESSSS (thx for the tag!!)

1. Void by The Neighborhood

2. New Person Same Old Mistakes by Tame Impala (my all-time favorite-- You can pry that song out of my cold dead hands)

3. Lemon Glow by Beach House

Ill tag

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MUSIC LOVERS ASSEMBLE!!

i feel like starting a tag chain so i hope this works out :)

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the song your listening to right now (or last one you listened to)

your current favourite song

a song of your choice

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mine:

its now or never - elvis presley/love in the dark - adele

trastevere - måneskin

nevermore - queen

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I misread a post as

"The purest form of love is condescension"

and was then very disappointed I couldn't rb with kalluzeb tags because of course it did not actually say that lol

ok i just have to say it since no one else is: i'm defending the muttonchops. They were era appropriate, people in the 70s weren't as afraid of body hair as people are today! This was even a thing for Rogue One I believe. I think the director asked the actors to grow 70s style facial hair so they blended in with A New Hope. Kallus was big! He was hairy! Like, sorry but Kallus was 70s hot, chops and all. (tho side note: i do actually think he was supposed to have a beard in season 4 and the only reason he didn't was because his character model already changed too much) but that aside, his facial hair made sense for where/when he was. He was absolutely en vogue. People were going to him for advice on how to be fashionable or trying to imitate his look. between his chops and luke's chanel boots, it was queer eye for the rebellious guy. they were running yavin 4 fashion week like the goddamn navy. stop being a coward and put some respect. on the chops.