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Big fan of Kallus-- especially post-defection Kallus whos working on dropping the whole imp apathy thing-- secretly caring so deeply and strongly about everything, he just doesnt quite know how to show it 😫😫

Actually, I think Kallus' rebellion might've been sparked not just by the want to be cared for, but also the want to care for someone. Zeb showed him that caring can be a conscious choice when he showed him care despite their history. In the pilot we see Kallus breaking character for a moment with Ezra, acting as if he almost wants to comfort the child, but instead he dusts off Ezra's shoulder. It's a small moment, but I think it implies that Kallus deep down always cared, he has just mastered the apathetic imperial act so well that he's even fooling himself

Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

what i want for kalluzeb in the mandalorian and grogu

hi i'm mentally ill over kalluzeb and here are some scenes i'd pitch in the writer's room of the mandalorian and grogu

OPTION ONE:

we don't see/hear kallus but when zeb meets grogu he says something like

zeb: what'd you say to your wife to let you adopt that thing?

din: i don't have a wife. why, do you want to convince your wife?

zeb: yeahhhhhhh....... my wifeeeeeeeee........

OPTION TWO:

can be either we only hear him (david o kallus please) or we hear him and see him (still want david o but i'm happy with anyone) over call with zeb and it can be something like

zeb: yeah, a mandalorian. and he's got this little green baby

kallus: i really hope you aren't getting any ideas

OPTION THREE:

can be used with either of the first two ideas or on it's own but i want zeb to drop that his ship is called the glimmer. his ass cannot fit into a normal x wing anyways so it's only fair

OPTION FOUR:

cancel the movie and have it just be three hours of kalluzeb married bickering on lira san

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

#I need to kiss him on the forehead and kick him downs a flight of stairs <- this tag on this post https://www.tumblr.com/heart-0f-a-rebel16/767759427501768704 = perfection <333

anon my dear my love for kallus knows no bounds, and those bounds include kneecapping him with a baseball bat <3

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