Last666-blog - 💙Sans💙

I know everyone wants to see them fight, but the only thing I can see happening is Sans punning the shit outta Lewis.

I really cannot do explosions blarg.

Psychic: *reads my mind*

Me: Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam

I was a drab little crab once

Now I know I can be happy as a clam

Because I'm beautiful, baby

Did your granny say listen to your heart

Be who you are on the inside

I need three words to tear her argument apart

Your granny lied!

I'd rather be...

Shiny

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

Scrub the deck and make it look...

Shiny

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck

Just a sec!

Don't you know

Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb

They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)

Oh, and here they come, come, come

To the brightest thing that glitters

Mmm, fish dinners

I just love free food

And you look like seafood

(Like seafood)

Well, well, well

Little Maui's having trouble with his look

You little semi-demi-mini-god

Ouch! What a terrible performance

Get the hook (get it?)

You don't swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start

And your tattoos on the outside

For just like you I made myself a work of art

I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too...

Shiny

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough

Strut my stuff; my stuff is so...

Shiny

Send your armies but they'll never be enough

My shell's too tough

Maui man, you could try, try, try

But you can't expect a demi-god

To beat a decapod (give it up)

You will die, die, die

Now it's time for me to take apart

Your aching heart

Far from the ones who abandoned you

Chasing the love of these humans

Who made you feel wanted

You tried to be tough

But your armour's just not hard enough

Maui

Now it's time to kick your...

Hiney

Ever seen someone so...

Shiny

Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see

C'est la vie mon ami

I'm so...

Shiny

Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea

Just for me

You'll never be quite as...

Shiny

You wish you were nice and...

Shiny

Psychic: the fuck

How about a pick of what a modern Tamatoa would look like ?.

*subtly uses this as fodder for @tedizleader ‘s mafia!au SHHHHHH DONT TELL*

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Commission Info

Comission email: thismightydimo@hotmail.com

If for some reason I don’t answer there, send me a secondary message here aswell or vice versa in case you send one here

The Commission

The EXTRA CHARACTER cost HALF of the final price for ONE CHARACTER

If you want your request in a very specific way I gonna need references, especially if are OCs or oscure shows and series

I will draw monsters, robots or in general unnatural creatures!

I take nsfw request in both sexual stuff or violence of many types, but please ask first just in case!

The options for humanize and spectrum slip are about me designing that particular version of the character you want, that’s why the extra cost, have in mind that this means I will be creating the new designs according to my perception of the character, which can be drastic or very minimalist, if you commission one of these extras then I can give you a fast idea of how I imagine the character if you desire so

The Payment

PAYPAL ONLY

I will begin working on the commission after I receive the payment, I will be working according which requests I get first, I will send you a message to make you know and an invoice for the payment request

Use the “pay for goods and services” option for payment

Extras

You get a free BW version of your commssion!

The commission orden is only open for minor details changes the first day after making it

The time I take for each commission will depend on the complexity of the request and my own irl schedule

Commissions for specific dates, have to be made 2 weeks in advance, thanks beforehand!

Contact me at my email or send me a message for any further details or any questions in general! (not asks because tumblr is not a kind one on that aspect)

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Thanks for reading!!!

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Sketch, hehh. Cambr, my OC. Big elder bro vuv ❤

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Dear Ocean Goddess

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(Series is ongoing and will have the pages posted as I can! XD Of course I tend to draw faster when I have support with WORDS or DONATIONS!)

(If you’re wanting the latest pages of the comic check out my page or search dear ocean goddess.)

Haha, eww, he’s so gross. XD

Also page 39 doesn’t exist because I’m saving everyone’s eyes from Tamatoa full on nudity. XD

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Let’s close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation…

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