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ok so i've been into slang of different languages recently and discovered that for some reason there isnt sufficient material on how german teenagers actually talk (aka me having found a new hyperfixstion)

So buckle up folks and get ready for my (very)incomplete list of actual german slang

(Please add your words if you think of more stuff and remember that it differs from state to state)

I'm from Baden-Württemberg so guess what you're getting some bawü specific phrases

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Dicka/digga- bro (very common,but also very informal)

Junge/alter -bro/boy -> "jungeeee " is an actual sentence that you use when you're very done with your life ,imagine a very weary sigh

chaya-slang for girl (but a bit derogatory and not very fine language or as we call it,a bit asi)

typ- guy

Para/flouz-money

grass-weed

kippe-cigarette

kiffen-to smoke weed

ficken-to fuck

Schwuchtel-faggot

fotze-cunt

scheiße-shit (my friends and I say scheiße with a soft s usually just cause scheiße when its pronounced how it should be sounds so harsh)

Ach du scheiße-oh shit

Labern-to talk (informal and has a negative tone) -> e.g you can say "laber nicht" to your friends if they tell you something you dont believe like nah dont bullshit me

nh/ge/gell-right?! (at the end of a sentence)

raff dich-get yourself together

bock haben-to want to do something

Schwänzen-to skip school

Gottlos-I honestly dont know how to translate this

Ehrenlos-something, someone did that was very low of them

einunddreißiger(31er)-betrayer

hurensohn/nuttensohn- son of a bitch but nuttensohn is way cruder

arsch-ass

Geben-to give but it sounds very sexual if you say for example ,I gave it (the book)to her;so please use the object here and not the objektpronomen

mäßig-type shit

auf den/auf xy basis- idk how to translate this but if you want to describe that something you did was done spontaneously for example you csn say „auf entspannt“/„auf entspannter basis“

die kann mich am arsch lecken- rude way of saying you dont care about someone

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Some grammar things:

When speaking we shorten our sentences

Siehst du das nicht?- siehste das net/nich?

Let's -Lass (xy)

In baden württemberg,people very often put the verb etwas tun =to do something,in sentences where they dont need it

=> ich tu das machen; this literally translates to I do making that

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trzdm-trotzdem

isso-ALSO USED VERY OFTEN IN SPOKEN GERMAN but it's like saying yess exactly

net/nd-nicht

wmd-what are u doing (haven't used this since the 7th grade so idk but it exists)

hs-hurensohn

Yeah that wraps it up ,if any of y'all have additions to make please add them

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i have fantasies where i slowly choke him with a spiky rope until hes just on the brink of death and i let him recover a minute before i go at it again and i do that over and over and over again until his body shuts down from exhaustion and then i feed his body to my backyard chickens for dinner ♡ #reducereuserecycle

just had a brilliant exchange with a friend from high school that i hadn’t really spoken to at all since 2006, but was vaguely aware had the specific skillset I needed to resolve an issue:

what an absolute legend of a guy.

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