Hi

This is why I consider Star Wars to be a top tier fandom because we learn new shit like this everyday 🤣🤣🤣

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

When the guard coach tells you to stay in your toaster

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

🐯 🐯 🐯

I made some bi stuff for pride…… pins and stickers etc are available on my redbubble 👀 I’ll add more stuff as I think of it

“The hardest part

Is waking up in the morning

And remembering

What you were trying to forget last night”

-unknown

ok srsly who invented color guard??? like one day “sir you know how me and some guys carry our country’s flag and guard it with rifles?” “yes” “what if we threw that shit in the air” “….fucking BRILLIANT, Jim”

every day i am percieved™️