Lavenderhayes12 - One Hellish Mess Of A Blob

me @ France right now

if the esteban to haas rumours are true then haas is gonna be the lankiest team on the paddock. the sheer amount of noodle limb that ollie and esteban would have combined would eliminate all competitors

Need a hand there chief ?

Your mother.

todays straight character of the day is: nobody

my student union cafe just started playing Owner of a Lonely Heart and I have never looked up from ao3 so fast

If yesterday you told me today I'd go to the anniversary One Piece event in Paris AND Lando was going to get his maiden win IN MIAMI I'd have laughed in your face.

And yet here We Are.

Below some screenshots of me losing my mind twice today:

Can't believe they actually stopped the count ❤️❤️❤️

US Americans when a CEO gets shot/dies in a submarine: omg... you can't celebrate someone's death... that's awful...

French people when a far right politician dies: out on the streets celebrating, singing and shooting fireworks, effectively DIYing a holiday, trending on twitter, announcing it in public and everyone cheering, Fatal Bazooka

and with that, the 2024 season comes to an end

Once my neighbour told me the first things you learn when speaking a language were how to say "I love you" and how to insult people.

Cut to me years later in Ireland not knowing how to say "I love you" but sure being able to say "kiss my ass" and "music" and "Fadó, fadó."

There's symbolism there somewhere.