lazydaysandhappysmiles

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I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

happy Thursday the 20th

Sounds like most Chihuahuas and I would bet a prior Chihuahua owner would take him.

Queen Rhaenys Targaryen’s Dragons 

Named for the women who inspired Rhaenys in her campaign for Westeros

This was inspired by @rhaenys-martell-targaryen post/headcanon for what Rhaenys would name her dragons (among other great headcanons regarding representation in asoiaf), which you should definitely read.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

Hah

I grew up with a grandma who quilted, but she’d never been interested in passing along the hobby, so when she finally kicked it I was the grandkid who got all her materials, ‘cause I was the only one who knew how to use a sewing machine. Then, in 2015, a friend had a baby and I figured I’d make her a quilt, ‘cause how hard could it be?

oh

my

god

Luckily I am the stubbornest human alive, ‘cause I never woulda finished otherwise. I didn’t know what I was doing, didn’t know the terms to look up how to do anything, I musta reinvented the wheel like eight times and it took ten months, BUT I DID IT.

Figured I’d suffered enough and would never do it again and now I’m on quilt #9 smdh

Blanket by awheckery: https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/awheckery

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I’m hyperventilating.

Holy shit. Holy SHIT.

This is INCREDIBLE.

Oh my god.

I’ve gotta go lay down holy shit look at this how do we just walk by other human beings every day and live our separate lives when there’s a person sitting next to you on the train or in line for coffee who goes home and makes things like this what even IS being human holy shit.

GOOD FUCKING JOB.

Hey guys! So I’ve started a Society6 page for the graphics I’ve been making, they’re mostly ACOTAR/TOG related, but I’ve been working on some various quotes and Star Wars ones that I’m going to upload soon. Feel free to check it out!

Here’s my profile!

Please do not repost without crediting me, I did work hard on these, so –

American Hedgehog Warrior: Course 3 Watch as Pepper takes on course 3 of American Hedgehog Warrior: Quarantine Edition 🦔

hahahaha good job 

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

meet the Glaucus atlanticus! It is a sea slug. it is blue. it is tiny.

i wonder what evolutionary niche clowns evolved to fill

For those of you with anxiety

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

here is a website where you can play flow

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here you can play silk which is an interactive generative art designing website.

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

- SOPHIE HEAWOOD

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