I Made This For My Mental Stability 🤝

i guess only the stars would know the truth ☆

im not a lesbian i just don’t wanna date men

i hope ashton irwin knows how much we appreciate him and every single words destined to us

why is a 44 years old married woman obsessing over 27 years old ashton this is very creepy

you’re the only one who makes me

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 5.1k

Tags: Threesome, Dirty Talk, Light Dom/Sub, Hair Pulling, Degradation, Risk Aware Consensual Kink

Summary: “It is!” Michael cries, crossing his arms over his chest. Ashton’s arm tighten around his waist, pulling him closer to his chest. “The last time I got, like, properly roughed up was before I finished puberty. Which sucks. Nobody wants to rough me up anymore and it sucks!”

Maybe, he’s whining a little bit, and maybe he’d be a bit more embarrassed about it if he wasn’t so genuinely frustrated. But sometimes he just needs to be thrown around or hit a little bit to get the release that leaves him completely sated, stress-free, and he hasn’t gotten that in so long. And now, when he’s trying to share his feelings like Ashton’s always telling him to, he’s being laughed at. 

After a few seconds of the tv filling the space where his best friends should be consoling him, Calum finally laughs, “You’re so stupid sometimes.” 

happy birthday @le-suspect ily 

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this has probably happened in the marvel canon hasn't it.

sirius was sharing stories from their childhood while barty was sharing stories from their time at hogwarts and they both got to discover a new side of the regulus that only the other had seen before <3

also they were both grateful that regulus had someone that loved him and was looking out fir him when they weren’t there

barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend

there was an audio malfunction that made luke sound like he had a kazoo and i am wHEEZING

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can’t believe I just listened to mom and dad fight while sounding like cartoon characters

i have the urge to throw up every time i read any word i’ve ever written