My Pronouns Are They/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

the happiness I get from watching stuff compile successfully is nothing compared to the horror of the text turning R E D

Failed to compile. Missing dependency.

i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed

sleeping on a ferry is nature's fast travel

You know the trope where a character will see a figure in the corner of their eye before they die? A crow, the reaper, etc. Some sort of symbol that warns of death. A premonition.

I think russianbadger is that but for autism

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

I made the switch to Linux do I get to be annoying about computers now

They're always eating everything

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

oh hey, I found the package! Let me install() it!

It finally compiled, no errors! Yay!

5 years down the line:

T H E F I R E S O F D E P E N D E N C Y H E L L B U R N E V E R B R I G H T E R

i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas