I Bet The Beach Is Missing Me

I make bad decisions during the day and face the consequences when I’m too scared and paranoid to sleep.

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"he's evil" no he's not. he's just my lil man. ok, maybe a little, but he's still just my funky lil man. "he's killed people" okay, and?? he's just quirky that's all. but he's also got great style, and i think he'd give really good hugs :)

My genderfluid brain when I wear the same thing as I always do but with heeled boots or a necklace this time

funny, funny, funny, funny

crimson evening gown 1895-1900 (silk, pearl embroidery, mixed lace from brussels & tull)

Something was missing and then it hit me. THE NIPPLE PIERCING

i cannot get over the fuckin “FELIX!! PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE. YOU STUPID BITCH. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY C H I L D R E N ?! WHERE ARE THEY????? FELIX, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME. [gangnam style aggressively blares in the background]” audio

literally the funniest shit ever

just got back from therapy. they diagnosed me as a sick individual who was born under a bad star. and theres nothing they can do except let my presence continue to be a plague upon the earth.

Via Snjezana Madzar / George Seferis, tr. by Edmund Keeley & Philip Sherrard from, “Memory I.”