Lebisbian - 'crunch'

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

those zodiac posts where it talks about the zodiacs as weapons/colors/etc and i see everyone being like “wow im green” “wow im chainsaw lipstick” you people dont know… but i know… i know the truth behind those posts… the filthy disgusting truth

I hate it when ppl are like “on a scale of one to ten” fucking bold of you to assume I can count

TLC on the set of “No Scrubs” (1999)

these ladies need more loving

been too lazy lately orz