Lebisbian - 'crunch'

someone: what’re you doin’?

me: 

Hello this is my new drink invention, equal parts Schweppes and Pepsi, I call it Schewppsi and it’s essentially poison 

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

why did heelys die why were we so afraid of progress

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

Hello fellow rats and other miscellaneous creatures and critters of the sewer

trying to bond with another earth sign like…do you want to go fill some potholes or something

Found this guy wandering around in a pumpkin patch!