Lebisbian - 'crunch'

dermatologists hate me

and so does everyone else

Unrestrained summer fun

anyone else here like gathering mushrooms and getting your legs scuffed up by all the brush when you go deeper into the woods to lift up logs with your strong little hands and grab salamanders from the dirt and mud 

someone: what’re you doin’?

me: 

Chadwick Boseman attends the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 7, 2018 in New York City.

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”